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fuck me gently with a chainsaw

this phrase is used by heather chandler from heathers. its basically when you cant find a word strong enough to describe a situation and fuck doesnt work
person a: dude have you seen timmy? i lost him at the park a few days ago and his parents are coming back tomorrow. hes the kid im babysitting
person b: no i havent seen him
person a: fuck me gently with a chainsaw
by bastard orphan son of a whore September 7, 2023
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pumpkin the gentlemen

Weirdo. Pedophile. Likes lolicon. Gets called out a million times but his fans don't care. Uses "its normal in Japan " as an excuse for his vile behavior.
A: Did you hear what pumpkin the gentlemen did?
B: Ughhhh... not again...
by kawaiigothicutie July 19, 2024
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a late 80's twist on 'gag me with a spoon' an expression of disgust, annoyance -or both. usually associated with young entitled females
you expect me to drink TAP water?? fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
by sesa me July 27, 2024
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A Distinguished Gentleman

When you piss from one side of a bed to the complete opposite side of the bed without getting any on the White sheets
Wow have you seen david? He's such a distinguished gentleman!
by Firebranddeathbringer March 3, 2026
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🌊 Declaration of Peaceful Abundance
I embrace my perfect timeline where success and joy flow naturally. I trust the gentle guidance I receive daily.Abundance is effortless: I consistently receive ₹1,00,000+ monthly from enjoyable work, and my husband effortlessly earns ₹1,00,000 monthly.My body is light and aligned; I easily maintain 56 kg. I radiate youth, rest, and beauty; my skin glows, and my hair is full and beautiful.My family is harmonious: my husband and I share deep, peaceful love. My happy daughters follow their joyful paths. Our home is a serene sanctuary.We frequently enjoy easy, beautiful trips. My online creations are appreciated, generating comfortable passive income.My reputation is divinely protected. I am deeply respected, especially in my in-laws' village, and surrounded by supportive neighbors. Only high regard circulates about me. I feel perfectly safe, cared for, and filled with gentle vitality. This peaceful, abundant life is fully present now. I receive it with absolute faith and deep gratitude.
🕊️ 12:12 Gentle Manifestation Flow 🕊️ is done now.
by APTM December 12, 2025
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