fidget

Named after "fidget spinner" that has once become viral back in 2017, the slang term "fidget" refers to your penis being massaged (or being played with) by you — as you need "healing" read: traveling to relieve stress but you just can't, due to your mundane 9-to-5 job

After a long week at my 9-to-5, sometimes I just need to fidget a bit to relieve stress, even if it’s not the most socially acceptable way to unwind!

by Emotional Cruiser October 31, 2025

Pocket Friggen Lems

The ultimate Texas hold em hand. It can be whatever you want it to be and it never loses.

"Dude your not gunna beat me"
"Why?"
"I got pocket friggen lems"

by Chico Fil-A August 22, 2007

Phone Fidget

The act of walking around or doing any number of activities while talking on the phone. The inability to just sit still and have a conversation.

I was almost asleep until my boyfriend called and talked for 30 minutes, causing me to phone fidget so long that I was wide awake.

by Dazymoose February 10, 2010

Mini-Fringe

When you accidentally shave a tiny bit of your head at the front, and then it grows back under your fringe (or bangs if you are American) and when someone lifts up your fringe, there is a shorter bit of hair under it and it makes you frown. >:(

Person: Haha, you have a mini-fringe!
Other person: *sticks tongue out*

by DeathByFeathers February 15, 2010

Dads Fringe

Often used in phrases to descibe a intoxicated state, resulting from the consumption drugs and alcohol.

Josephine: mann i feel like going out tonight , possibly getting bonged off my dads fringe?

Lauren: Yeah man lets get totally bonged !

Georgia: Im thinking of taking some drugs so i will completely loose my dads fringe !

Alyssa: I might even get bonged off my mums fringe

Fran: Yeah my dads fringe is going to end up on my filtrum , gunna be so bonged !

by Bingibongooooooo October 27, 2010

Vagina Fringe

when your fringe separates in the middle, making it a vagina fringe

Wow, you seriously need to sort out your hair, it looks like a vagina fringe

by lewlhahaha March 5, 2014

Rusty Fringe

The haircut of a ginger lady similar to 70's porno pubes.

Ooft, did you see the rusty fringe on her, that's shite fae her.

by ArmouredBadger February 24, 2015