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Ethan

A fucking legend with a huge dick and has a sexy wife
Did you see that Ethan at the park?
by Sayerteatme December 26, 2019
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Ethan is a very weird person that tends to have a couple of friends. He is usually self centered and has a sense of humor that some people might not get. Ethan plays waterpolo, basketball, and/or baseball and flexes on his AirPods. Having Ethan as a friend is not the best idea, nor the worst. He tends to joke around and will sometimes have your back. The only thing he is compassionate to is his dog. Most Ethan’s are chatty and are somewhat smart, exceeding standard math curriculums.
Ethan flexes on his AirPods 24/7.
by Polarbear2000 December 30, 2019
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Ethan Beach

The sexiest man to ever live, and walk on this earth. He has perfect abs, and a huge ass dick. He sweeter than a starbucks frappucino, and more charming than prince charming himself. He's fantastic at sex, and he bangs you so hard you can't breathe.
Holy shit, I wish Ethan Beach would just fuck me so hard that I can't breathe.
by fattymclardass96 August 4, 2019
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A gay man who abuses his friends or family he Ethan is a type of guy who wears glasses
Omg u are so much like Ethan
by Jakey man21 August 6, 2019
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Ethan is very kind and funny. His eyes sparkle in the sun, his hair is so nice and looks so good, his smile and laugh is so cute. He loves sport and hangs around with a lot of friends. He is not shy and would talk to someone he doesn’t know. He is a good guy and if a Ethan asks you out say yes. They know how to have fun, smile and brighten up your day
Ethan:hey lily how’s your day
Lily: good thanks for asking
by Live,love&laugh August 9, 2019
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He is great guy, who is really hot. But he will play with your emotions and not care for you. He has a tendency to cheat and to like constantly. Ethans are not dating material
Man Ethan is such a cheater
by Ghhdhdbbdb August 10, 2019
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Ethan

Is a fucking cunt who plays fucking Minecraft Bedrock and not Java like a fucking cuck.
Ethan : Hey! Wanna be friends.
Me : Fuck no Bedrock Scrub.
by HiImNotGay August 14, 2019
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