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drive-by jerk off

Also known as DBJO. It's when a guy drives by you in the street while you're walking on the sidewalk and asks for directions for a place he's like really far away from.

When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.

Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.
(Drive-by jerk off stops his car next to a woman walking on the sidewalk.

DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.

DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!

(Drive-by jerk off drives away)
by zetazetaram May 31, 2016
mugGet the drive-by jerk offmug.

Driving Style

When someone is going insane over spilled juice.
Jake-why you going so driving style
by Madison, pseudonym February 28, 2022
mugGet the Driving Stylemug.

drive by hookup

When (person 1) drives by their potential hookup(person 2)'s house. Then they call (person 2) to come out to the car. The two then hookup in the car, and thats that....until next time.
ex. 1:
"I had the gayest drive by hookup last night. Jonathan had a broken arm so it was impossible to get anything done....after an hour of kissing and banging my leg on the steering wheel I made a curfew excuse."
by Slooooot April 5, 2008
mugGet the drive by hookupmug.

Teletubby Drive-By of 2022

Walter White and a blue 1980s Lego Spaceman drove around on a couch around the g_flatgrass map while shooting a bunch of wild teletubbies.
Me and my cousin recreated the Teletubby Drive-By of 2022 in Garry's Mod.
by Ligma Patient 420 October 1, 2022
mugGet the Teletubby Drive-By of 2022mug.

Boot-Kiss driving

Bumper to bumper driving, where the driver behind your car misses ramming into your car by a few breathless seconds.
The driver behind me was practising Boot-kiss driving. My heart leapt out when he stopped short of ramming into my car by a few seconds.
by Fleur-de-lis April 30, 2010
mugGet the Boot-Kiss drivingmug.

Drive By Sticky

The act of driving up to your ops house with your comrade, getting out of the car, and placing a sticky note onto their property, and drive away.

Extra points if in fursuit
“Wanna do a drive by sticky later? Let’s put it on Jackie’s flagpole, we can write about Jesus”
by RJwazhere April 28, 2024
mugGet the Drive By Stickymug.

drive-thru

When you go take a shit straight after having eaten something.
Yesterday I pulled a drive-thru after eating Taco Bells.
by ItsSupaMario March 31, 2020
mugGet the drive-thrumug.

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