The Clap Back

The moment while running naked and your thighs collide and adhere to one another. This feels like the world's strongest velcro bringing your nude stride to an abrupt stop.

This is a collision that causes thunder, friction, chaos, and disorientation. This collision will make it seem like your thighs have started a civil war in am attempt to assassinate you with "Death By Stairs".

I have reached a new level of fat. I was running up the stairs with no clothes on. My thighs caught each other and almost tripped me. It wasn't a clap, the bitches straight tried to murder me. It was "The Clap Back"!

by BigAlUnicornPrincess May 17, 2021

Clapped

Ugly

Kyle: Oi bruv ur bear clapped init
Heaven-li: what does clapped mean
Kyle: it means ur clapped, ill set ur hair on fire

by Kneecap bloke May 10, 2018

Clapped

To describe a fatneek after a boxing fight

JJ you fatneek you clapped mate. Just allow it fam.

by Jjhasnodick August 5, 2022

Thunder clap

Its when a woman is bouncing her ass of your dick and at the same time as you nut her booty cheeks clap on your dick. Its said that when that happens the male orgasm is so powerful you'll see thunder.

Jessica's ass hella phat. She did the thunder clap on me and i almost got knocked out by it!

by ClappinCheeksOfMoses November 20, 2019

Clapped

To be clapped is a slang used in UK which means you are ugly.

Me: Wagwan bruv

You: Not much broski

Me: Bro... You're clapped
You: (cries)

Steven He: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

by Mankavelli June 10, 2022

Malian Club-Clapping

Malian Club-Clapping is the act of inserting metal beads into ur urethra letting them loose. Then swing ur hog like a propeller to rattling noise, also use ur dong to slap people, animals, objects, etc. to make a maraca affect

Yo remember that time you hit the Malian Club-Clapping when we did salvia

by Sealvester November 15, 2025

National Clap Anyone Day

National Clap Anyone Day is on June 11th, on this day you can clap anyone without permission but if they are 14 or younger that is not allowed and you will be sent to prison.

Him: “Hey did you know its National Clap Anyone Day?” Her: “No” Him: “Ok bend over and be quiet”

by a guy named Aaron April 18, 2020