Martin's Chili

Chili that has been made in the depths and bowels of Hell itself. Your asshole will feel as if someone fucked you with a round cheese grater.

He ate Martin's Chili yesterday. He's been in the hospital for about 6 years now and even the best doctors can't repair his asshole.

by foreskingobbler July 22, 2021

Intergalactic multi colored chili beans

Different colored chili beans that have come from space. They give you the on demand Pressure gape with out eating a bunch of different concoction of foods. It only takes one bean at a time to have a single use of a Pressure gape.

Hey man watch me eat these Intergalactic multi colored chili beans and watch what happens next!

by covid-rubbers July 27, 2021

Hill Billy Chili Dog

During fellatio the person performing the act will vomit but will continue to suck the puke covered penis.

She gave me the hill Billy Chili Dog

by Kaibuprofin August 7, 2021

Lake Erie Chili

A sex position and rare delicacy where a top uses a funnel to fill a bottoms anus with baked beans before anal sex. After finishing, the beans are emptied out into a bowl and eaten with a light garnish.

I had Tom over for some Lake Erie Chili last night. it was quite tangy.

by elmo booty November 25, 2021

Texas Sized Chili Ring

The un-wiped shit-covered asshole of a morbidly obese woman

Waiter: Have you decided on an order?
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir

by D4L3 July 21, 2022

Red Hot Chili Peppers

A group of sex offenders cleverly disguised as a band.

Where did Lily go?

Well, Anthony Kiedis from Red Hot Chili Peppers was at my house earlier...

by CYNMD August 13, 2022

Mouthful of chili

When a girl gives a guy head after he had just had vaginal sex with her while she was on her period, and his penis is covered in dried period blood.

"Do you want a mouthful of chili?"

by Potato Greene October 21, 2022