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Cpl Canada

1. An enlisted Marine who over compensates for his diminutive stature.

2. A short man who has not come to grips with the fact that his arguments are based on misconceptions and opinion as opposed to facts.

3. A grown man whos does not meet the height requirements for the rides in Disney World. So instead settles for watching the camera's and loose items.
Yea he's really turning into Cpl Canada
by CPL LOSEY October 9, 2010
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Canada

A elitist cult of vehicular exclusionnistic terrorists that deserve the brain bull for organ harvesting billions of spermatozoa and scattering stolen children globally. Ggh monsters
I don't think you can pay me to come back when I leave Canada your exclusionnistic motorized terrorists that deserve hells flames mostly as adults. Perverts.
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
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Canada's History

A sexual act in which a person seeks gratification by filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup then defecating into it. Afterwards the content of the cup is sculpted into a likeness of a Royal Mounty which is then penetrated with a moose antler.

See Also: the Sarah Palin
"no way I'm going out with her again! That crazy bitch tried to go all Canada's History on me!!!"
by Nikki Greenbriar February 4, 2010
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canada's history

When a group of men takes a dump into a woman's vagina and then stuffs it full of maple leafs with their penises. Leaving a trail of maple leaf crumbs wherever she walks for the next few days.
OMG Mary I got my first Canada's history last night and now everyone knows where I've been.
by jimyMcjimjim February 4, 2010
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Canada

A make believe place where bagged milk exists, and all it's inhabitants are mythological creatures.
Person 1 : "Did you hear the new kid is from Canada?"

Person 2 : "No way dude! That place is totally fake."
by canadainhabitant12 September 12, 2021
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Canada Daddy

A daddy located in Canada; often used to get out of America asap. Good with maple syrup and chopping firewood
"Damn, I really need me a Canada Daddy incase Trump starts this war."

"I talked to my Canada Daddy yesterday, he said he's sending that good shit my way."
by Wildgrowth July 28, 2018
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Canada's History

A sex act that involves moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.
I just gave Jan Canada's History!!
by bilch83 February 4, 2010
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