Chris Browned

When a woman is struck by a man. To be abused; punched, slapped, bitten, choked in awkward places on the body such as knees, ankles and elbows and/or thrown out a lamborghini in a foreign neighborhood by your superstar boyfriend

Ho:hey nigga
Man:Nigga?!? Who you callin a nigga bitch dont get Chris Browned around here.

girlfriend:whats up?(slaps man in back of the head)
boyfriend: girl you better chill hittin on me fo' you get Chris Browned out here.

by cocojaye March 10, 2009

chris stewart

Pig in human form

chris stewart = stewballs

by grandpajarrod December 10, 2013

Chris Blaisure

A guy who loves fantasy baseball more than his own wife, and who has been known to cry when he gets too much sand in his vagina. Half of his friends are unemployed and the other half deal ecstasy.

I can't go to the beach, because then I'll cry like Chris Blaisure.

by Hasan J August 5, 2009

Chris-Browned

When someone hits or beats up someone else. Often used in a jokingly-threatening fashion

Don't do that again or I'll Chris-Brown you!

Sam Chris-Browned Austin for calling him Sammy.

Kevin was Chris-Browned by his girlfriend when she found out he was cheating on her.

by Dana858926 April 13, 2009

Chris Economos

When someone fails at everything they do and tend to often trip and fall on their faces and take off their shirts.

Jimmy did the Chris Economos at a party last night and Maggie dumped him.

by allalongthewatchtower December 26, 2009

Chris Montell

Hottest guy around. Amazing abs. Marist HS Quarterback. One of the top QBs in the Nation.

Person 1: Have you seen Chris Montell lately???
Person 2: You mean Chris Abtell

by beast424242 November 16, 2021

Doing a Chris

The act of becoming so antisocial, the most socialising you do is walking your dogs and/or anything with your parents.

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna come out today. Go cinema with the others?

Doing a Chris : Nah, i'm about to have something to eat then i'm walking the dogs. My parents want me home and in bed by 7pm

Guy 1 : He aint coming out again, He's doing a Chris.

by That guy you all secretly know December 23, 2012