Yanking the monkey

A funny way to say masturbation

-I’m going back to my room
+Ok, just stop yanking the monkey
-You are not funny bro

by J.H Garza June 21, 2018

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dongle monkey

A piece of dried fecal matter that hangs off of one or many pubic hairs on the underside of a mans's testicles.

Dude, the other day I kept on feeling this dongle monkey smacking up against the side of my leg when I was going commando. Ended up having to tear my pubes out from the root, it was so dried up.

by Not my real name. What a shame August 25, 2018

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A sexual position in which the female hangs from the male’s body, using her arms, from the neck and the torso. Once in this pendulus position, the male squeezes the torso of the female with his elbows, and shakes them. In addition, he begins aggressively thrusting with his hips. The combination of the rapid shaking from the elbows and the rapid thrusting from the hips, creates an immense orgasm for the female.

Oh yeah, Regan and I totally did the Cling-Monkey last night.

by SkeletonSoup69 September 2, 2022

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Yeet Monkey

When you allow your animalistic tendencies to take over, regardless of advice you’ve been given by outside sources, and completely going against all better judgements.

“I can’t believe he still did it.”

“Bro, 10/10 did not recommend but he’s a yeet monkey, always going in full send!

by Rockseex3 September 4, 2022

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