Owner Boner

When a male dog gets an erection or red rocket because their master is playing with them.

I think your dog has an owner boner!

by Shortbuffalo May 28, 2015

power boner

when someone, specifically a 10 or 11 year old boy get a screaming hard boner from any normal activity that makes him excited

Bill: Yo man that kid needs to chill.
Chuck: Yeah he's got a power boner from doing karate

by big420 December 25, 2009

Arby's boner

When that annoying thing appears over your head from thinking about Arbys.

*Boing* Yep, I'm thinking Arby's, as you can tell by my Arby's boner.

by Nick47 December 30, 2008

Stoner Boner

a girl who prefer to bone stoners.

Lauren is such a stoner boner. She always bones the biggest stoners.

by zofoemeneg November 16, 2010

boner-killer

One whose features make the erection process fail

Renee Zelwegger just killed my boner

by jabankyswirl June 7, 2005

boner pool

Playing pool, except replace the pool cues with the quivering, burning hot boners. Invented by several college students when they realized that the pool cues had been misappropriated. Before each shot, the player rub their sweating, urgent boners with blue chalk as a lubricant. If the player scratches, the it is termed a busted nut. Bouncing the ball off one or more of the walls is termed boner banking or more popularly the money shot. When one ball blocks another it is called a cock-block. Condoms are not allowed in boner pool. Only the man's raw, tense, sweating, sinewy boner will suffice. The winner of boner pool (or boner billiards in professional tournaments) is crowned King Dick.

James: Dammit. Ouch. I got chalk in my boner-hole.

Tyler: You got blue chalk in your moist boner-hole? That must burn.

Brandon: That is panty-moistening boner pool event.

Josh: My boner is so unwieldy.

Ian: Let me give you two hands.

Josh: You grab my boner towards the stalk, and I will maneuver my boner with both hands on the head. My thick bulbous mushroom head.

Tyler: Thrust with your ripped tight pelvis.

Brandon: You're very skillful. Where did you learn to handle a boner like that?

James: Church camp.

by Marsha Brady Is Hot October 20, 2006

Useless Boner

A term for when a man gets an erection, but has no use for it at the time.

Single man: "I woke up again with another useless boner..."

Married man: "Thank god I never have that problem!"

by Dustin J White October 22, 2008