everlasting blowjob 

When someone (a person with male genitals) uses a stapler to attach his foreskin to the lips of another person.

Dude that hooker from last week gives absolutely great head, I'm thinking about giving her an everlasting blowjob next time we meet up.

everlasting blowjob by Paladinus Maximus October 12, 2022

Unicorn Blowjob 

It’s when you take a girl with a ponytail, attach a suction dildo onto her forehead, put skittles in her mouth, and have her give you a blowjob.

You guys can then share the skittles after she finishes you off.

Me : “Hey you wanna give me a unicorn blowjob?”
Her : “Yeah sure, let’s both taste the rainbow”

Unicorn Blowjob by Dus71n March 8, 2023

Tennessee blowjob 

The sloppiest top you’ll ever receive especially when the lady is from Tennessee (Shout out to Rachel).

“Man I could really go for a Tennessee blowjob right now!”

Tennessee blowjob by Probably4orsomething September 5, 2023

Boronia Blowjob 

When a woman appears to be performing the act of fellatio to her male partner, but in reality she’s exhaling into the alcohol interlock device in his car, in order for the car to be started.

I thought I saw Darren getting a gobby off some bird the other night but then I realised she was giving a Boronia Blowjob so his commodore could start up.

Boronia Blowjob by zoffler69420 October 2, 2023

Boronia Blowjob 

When a woman appears to be performing the act of fellatio to her male partner, but in reality she’s exhaling into the alcohol interlock device in his car, in order for the car to be started.

I thought I saw Darren getting a gobby off some bird the other night but then I realised she was giving a Boronia Blowjob so his commodore could start up.

Boronia Blowjob by zoffler69420 October 2, 2023

Chipmunk Blowjob 

When they suck your balls into their mouth and munch on them like a chipmunk

Dude she gave me a fucking chipmunk blowjob last night!

Chipmunk Blowjob by DarkHallowed October 10, 2023

redemption blowjob 

The act of giving a high quality blowjob as one’s last resort in saving a relationship. A true buzzer-beater move.

Christopher Nolan went over there to break up with Jessica Alba, but then she gave him the old redemption blowjob.

redemption blowjob by miquelignaciomendozalopez October 14, 2023