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Panic Attack

Drawing attention to yourself by breathing loudly, holding your hands on your neck, and disrupting class. These are mainly done by 14 year old girls who fail at life so they have to make people feel bad for them, ironically, these people that have "panic attacks" are made fun of much more than "normal" people and have a very average lifes but like to make it seem like they have big problems in their life, for example, saying your dad is an alcoholic or that your dad makes you do math problems in the middle of summer.
Allysa: so were in the middle of taking this huge test in history worth like two hundred points and some girl runs down the hall having a panic attack everyone is laughing so much that we couldnt finish the test and we got in trouble for making noise in the middle of a test.

Kaykay: ROFLCOPTERS!!!
by Chirsten June 18, 2006
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Snark Attack

The act of ejaculating in ones pants while on top of a snarky woman.
Oops, I just had a snark attack. Do you have a tissue?
by Choir Boy is Dead November 9, 2009
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shame attack

I can't believe I spent £150 in Primark on Saturday, I'm having such a shame attack!

I'm having a major shame attack! I can't believe I did that!

Whatever you do, make sure you don't get a shame attack in the second post. You've done nothing to feel bad about.

He had a major shame attack when I found out he'd been chirpsin other girls.
by Eliza Jagger September 19, 2006
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shark attack

when you take a shit and you look in the toilet bowl and it is filled with blood. it looks like there was a shark attack in the toilet bowl.
Dude, I took a nasty shit and I shark attacked the bowl. It was awesome!
by John Attardo December 13, 2008
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sneak attack

A rogue ability learned at level 1.

Adds damage to a successful attack role. The opponent must be flatfooted or flanked otherwise the sneak attack does not deal extra damage. Two rogues can flank an opponent and use two sneak attacks in succession.
*nasal scratchy voice*
Cade sneaks (hides/moves silently) behind the Ogre and rolls a d20 for his attack. He gets a 17 for a total of 23 which easily beats the Ogre's AC.

He then rolls a 1d6 for an attack with his short sword and adds 2d6 damage. He gets the maximum damage of 18.
by Downvoting Victim February 17, 2005
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sack attack

Drinking large amounts of goon from a goon sack at a time.
"Wily's gone on a sack attack again"
by newfoetus October 9, 2006
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sneak attack

when a member of a foreign location travels a longward path in order to perform an invasion on one's home toilet pad.
Wow, I lost my home court advantage because while I was gone, someone performed a sneak attack on my toilet quarters.
by anal intruder October 23, 2003
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