When you don't want anal sex cus it's gross but a woman wants to, you get a spear, javelin, fire poker, or anything long and sharp (at least 3 feet), then shove it up their ass as hard as you can, until they bleed, or die
Jim: hey dude, my bitch wants anal what the fuck should i do?
Dave: haven't you heard of the move Anal Spear?
Jim: oh yeah, can i have your fire poker for a sec?
Dave: haven't you heard of the move Anal Spear?
Jim: oh yeah, can i have your fire poker for a sec?
by NIIINJAYouthoughtlol August 23, 2020
Get the Anal Spear mug.This is a challenge that is played among male friends. One friend is picked (requires three players) to become the gold mine. This person will have small gold nuggets violently shoved into his anal cavity. The other two players will use plastic sporks (MUST HAVE) in order to excavate as many gold nuggets as they can from the anal crevasse. At the end of 2 minuets the digger with the least gold nuggets will become the next gold mine. The game ends when everyone has been the gold mine at least twice and the person will the most gold nuggets will be deemed the Master Prospector.
Fuck Madden, lets play some anal prospector. Did you here that Jake was became a master prospector after last nights game.
by Lord WizarD III October 27, 2020
Get the ANAL PROSPECTOR mug.Where someone gets so angry and upset, that they poop out all of their inner organs. Also like a bitch fit , only with poops.
Trent: *texts Kate in class* "Hey baby what's up?"
Kate: "You better not text in class, the teacher will have an anal fit.
Kate: "You better not text in class, the teacher will have an anal fit.
by thebeaner23 June 20, 2012
Get the Anal Fit mug.An Anal bridge is when a female willingly places a condom, or similar device, over her tongue so she can lick the males butt hole without actually making contact all along she is manually manipulating the males member.
by fhoff33 January 15, 2012
Get the Anal Bridge mug.1. A tampon used for the anus. These are real. They are used for surgical wounds, diarrhea and bowel incontinence.
2. A tampon or anal tampon inserted into the anus of a woman after anal sex to block semen from leaking out of the rectum and possibly onto the vagina, and thus prevent the potential for the birth of a drippage baby. Doing this also prevents uncomfortable wet bubbly farts from happening.
2. A tampon or anal tampon inserted into the anus of a woman after anal sex to block semen from leaking out of the rectum and possibly onto the vagina, and thus prevent the potential for the birth of a drippage baby. Doing this also prevents uncomfortable wet bubbly farts from happening.
My wife and I had anal sex. Then she wore an anal tampon to ensure that my semen would not drip into her vagina and possibly cause pregnancy.
by femdomguy7777 December 11, 2022
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Dang it, Bobby, if I catch you with that anal swag one more time I’m kicking your ass. Last thing I need is people thinking I raised a masochistic ass clown
Dang it, Bobby, if I catch you with that anal swag one more time I’m kicking your ass. Last thing I need is people thinking I raised a masochistic ass clown
by Raul Pudd October 5, 2023
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