When you don't want anal sex cus it's gross but a woman wants to, you get a spear, javelin, fire poker, or anything long and sharp (at least 3 feet), then shove it up their ass as hard as you can, until they bleed, or die
Jim: hey dude, my bitch wants anal what the fuck should i do?
Dave: haven't you heard of the move Anal Spear?
Jim: oh yeah, can i have your fire poker for a sec?
Dave: haven't you heard of the move Anal Spear?
Jim: oh yeah, can i have your fire poker for a sec?
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Trent: *texts Kate in class* "Hey baby what's up?"
Kate: "You better not text in class, the teacher will have an anal fit.
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Get the Anal Bridge mug.1. A tampon used for the anus. These are real. They are used for surgical wounds, diarrhea and bowel incontinence.
2. A tampon or anal tampon inserted into the anus of a woman after anal sex to block semen from leaking out of the rectum and possibly onto the vagina, and thus prevent the potential for the birth of a drippage baby. Doing this also prevents uncomfortable wet bubbly farts from happening.
2. A tampon or anal tampon inserted into the anus of a woman after anal sex to block semen from leaking out of the rectum and possibly onto the vagina, and thus prevent the potential for the birth of a drippage baby. Doing this also prevents uncomfortable wet bubbly farts from happening.
My wife and I had anal sex. Then she wore an anal tampon to ensure that my semen would not drip into her vagina and possibly cause pregnancy.
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