Jacob Burghy

An example of a koi. Not afraid to put you in your place or make a new place for you to be put.

That dude reminds me a Jacob Burghy.

by Cornstarch October 22, 2018

Jacob Thomas Stinson

The cutest human being on planet Earth.

Jacob Thomas Stinson is Emma’s onlyyyyy :)

by Hoochins October 23, 2018

Jacob Nigtorius

A black version of Jacob Sartorius, still just as repulsive.

"EWW! Lisa, look at that disgusting pig Jacob Nigtorius."
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"
"Lets get the fuck out of here Lisa!"

by Sauceboy42069666 October 24, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is very cute and funny. He often makes people laugh to hide his inner emotions. Once he falls for a girl, he takes a long time to get over her until he finds someone else.

Jacob is kinda cool

by Lolguy17383727 October 27, 2018

jacob jefferson

A young money makin movin round bad bitch gettin money maker trapper.

jacob jefferson rollin’ up again?!

by JGooaup October 29, 2018

Jacob

The kinda guy that would crash into another car in his highschool parking lot and drive off and then only tell one person so they could help try to fix his car with a plunger and boiling water

Me: did Jacob just drive off after kitting that care in the basin.

Yeah that’s a real Jacob move

by Jacob hit a car in the basin October 30, 2018

Jacob

A guy who takes out the best shot in our film.

why are you being a jacob

by massmanjunk December 18, 2018