sweet teen jesus

n. 'swEt 'tEn 'jE-z&s

An adaptation from the oft used sweet jesus showing exclamation, but even more so. The modification uses the rarely discussed 'teen' jesus to enhance surprise.

1. You got hit by a car riding your bike? Sweet teen jesus, that's rough.

2. Sweet teen jesus, that's one good sandwich

by MC Ducats n' Buckets March 10, 2005

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Sweet Briar College

possiblly the greatest collection of girls in America and beyond. Known for beauty, class, and personality, these girls top those from all other schools, especially Longwood. As opposed to other college girls, Sweet Briar girls actually know how to get (and KEEP) men and not whore around on a daily basis. The girls, being from families of prestige and honor, take care of themselves, and because they always look breathtaking, are instantly hated on by other, uglier girls from "regular universities". Sweet Briar girls do not lie, cheat, or steal. They are prime examples of what every woman should strive to be. If you think our campus is beautiful, wait until you see our girls!!!

"Longwood to bed, Sweet Briar to wed"
Guys date girls from Sweet Briar College because they don't want they're dicks to fall off from LU girl's diseases

by MMFNKJ April 6, 2009

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sweet queen faggot

The queen of all faggots, a beautiful QT pie or sweetie pie, flamboyant homosexual,usually male,

your such a sweet queen faggot!

by jarvis999 March 7, 2007

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Sweet Ass Shit

when you take a diarrhea dump after eating a massive amount of chocolates with nothing else in your stomach this form of shitting is so fucking bad it makes your ass hole feel sick your ass will do a geyser of shit

i ate to much chocolates now my ass wont quite throwing up i hate the sweet ass shits

by kitsune01 October 27, 2011

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