better than sex and salt and vinegar chips

When something is so damned good it blows your mind, kicking the Hell out of both sex and salt and vinegar chips.

That puff pastry was better than sex and salt and vinegar chips.

by chrisssy226 April 10, 2024

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Y'know, there's more to me than just my tits!

What a cute southern farmer's daughter gently remonstrates to a lustful stud who's having touchy-feely fun wif her delectable warm soft naked self in da hayloft.

Blinky-eyed buxom chick, giggling a bit after her new guy has made her velvety-smooth DD-cup chest-pillowz absolutely numb and tingly-nippled from his having thirstingly suckled and kneaded them in his big hands for fifteen minutes straight: Y'know, there's more to me than just my tits!
Guy, drooling pre-cum from his huge hard-on: Oh, I know there is, Sweet Cheex --- you're delightfully soft and warm all over, and I definitely want to savor every square inch of you! I just can't bring myself to let go of THESE gorgeous heavenly-feeling things yet!

by QuacksO July 12, 2023

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mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

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