squirrel fight

Two men, aggressively rubbing their nuts together.
Me: “Hey you two, what are you doing !!”

Two nude men: “we’re having a squirrel fight !”
by GibbonLips August 03, 2024
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Cat fight at the circus

1) a rare and unplanned event simultaneously occurring alongside or within another event of importance
2) an event or activity that would uniquely surprise an individual
3) an unexpectedly awesome discovery
After dinner, I headed back to my place. When I turned on the TV, I saw the entire gunfight at the O.K. corral from Tombstone. Better than a cat fight at the circus!!!
by HolsingerTX August 31, 2023
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fighting life

fighting a life sentence; if convicted, will spend the rest of ones days behind the prison yard fences
Jacob: Where has Anthony been at?

Hunter: You didn't hear? He's fighting life, goes to trial next month
by writersoftheearthuniverse April 22, 2023
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fighting life

fighting a life sentence; if convicted, will spend the rest of ones days behind the prison yard fences
Jacob: Where has Anthony been at?

Hunter: You didn't hear? He's fighting life, goes to trial next month
by writersoftheearthuniverse April 22, 2023
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Noodle fight

When one wets their middle finger with saliva and another person does the same. The two wet fingers then clash in an intense battle resembling wet noodles.
Dude, why does your finger smell weird? Oh I just got done having a noodle fight
by A wet Pringle sandwich January 05, 2019
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shirt fight

A "shirt fight" is a very brief type of fight that occurs when two parties begin to get aggressive with eachother, yelling first and then usually one or both people grab hold of the others shirt and yanks at it or uses it to shake that person they are yelling at. A "shirt fight" differs from a "fist fight" in that no physical blows are thrown, but cannot simply be defined as an argument because it usually results in a ripped/stretched shirt.
Example (1)

Person 1: "I heard Joe and Bob got into a fight last night at the bar; are they still mad at eachother?"

Person 2: "Naw, it was just a shirt fight they were cool later that night."

Person 1: "A shirt fight?"

Person 2: " Yea, you know they got into it yelling and touseling with eachother and Joe's shirt got a little ripped."
by Ralph Midd November 14, 2013
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