H.I.V. negative 

something so seriously negative that it is H.I.V. negative

guy 1: there is no way you are gonna make a million dollars off this scam
guy 2: dude, don't be so H.I.V. negative

H.I.V. negative by b whit March 13, 2008

H.A.F.U.S 

have a fucked up summer.

jess wrote to the ugly boy in her 6th grade class H.A.F.U.S!!!!

H.A.F.U.S by jennifer134332_dfgh January 14, 2009

H-5 

The act of giving a hand job while receiving a hickey from your boyfriend, or a male companion

"Oh dude, did you see Michelle's neck after the party?"

"Yeah, her and her boyfriend must have H-5ed all night!"

H-5 by Kelhannah Nichelle January 9, 2009

H-Town 

A half Kilo of cocaine

I gotta meet my Cuban plug to get rid of this H-Town. He buying them for 11 a piece!

H-Town by suavecapone October 16, 2008

H-Bomb 

An extremely powerful cocktail that may cause a nearly instantaneous blackout, and could also make the drinker(s) cause some serious damage to a much greater radius than other standalone drinks. The hangover from this is also just as brutal on your body.

Ingredients:

1 oz vodka
1 oz 1800® Tequila
1 oz rum
1 oz gin
1 oz triple sec
1 1/2 oz sweet and sour mix
1 oz Hypnotic® liqueur

Procedure:

Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well and strain into a Collins glass filled with ice cubes. Garnish with a maraschino cherry as well as mint leaves (optional or can replace the maraschino cherry) and serve.

H-Bomb Drinker: What the hell happened?
Designated Driver: It looks like you blacked out sooner than expected. The effects of you drinking that H-Bomb was beyond devastating. You caused widespread damage to everything around.
H-Bomb Drinker: Wow! I'm doing that again!

H-Bomb by Burrit0 March 16, 2010

h/b 

hiking and biking- what ones crazy mom might try to get them to do for QFT

"sorry jesse i can't go to newport with you- the p's are making me do h/b today."

h/b by lauren September 1, 2003

H.B.O.

Hand (the) Bag Out. Sticker over the inside of McDonald's drive-thru window reminding the worker to hand the customer's bag out to him.

Remember to H.B.O. when working the window.

H.B.O. by Nezbit-the-cat January 31, 2009