NOUN: Used to describe the size of the woman your friend slept with the night before. The number describes how fat she was because she was able to exist in 3 bars at exactly the same time. You would be able to say something to her at one bar, tell her to hold on a second, leave for the next bar, and finish your sentence there because she was truly that fat. It is possible for a 4 or 5 bar to exist but the term can only be applied to girls that your friend has slept with.
VERB: The act of plowing into an elephant sized female willingly and drunkenly
VERB: The act of plowing into an elephant sized female willingly and drunkenly
That chick over there looks like 3 bar to me, I can feel her gravity pulling me closer, try not to sleep with that one.
3 BAR!! (yelling in the face of that whale)
Try not to 3 bar it up tonight...again
3 BAR!! (yelling in the face of that whale)
Try not to 3 bar it up tonight...again
by Steven 'Michael' Bolton June 29, 2008
Get the 3 barmug. The most amazing girl. Can make you feel like the luckiest person in the world. And you have to do anything you can to put a smile on that face(:
by mcorn September 5, 2012
Get the KG<3mug. National prank your science teacher day
The day when your allowed to prank your science teacher and they can’t do anything!
The day when your allowed to prank your science teacher and they can’t do anything!
by Hollydafish December 1, 2020
Get the December 3mug. A game where you write a girls name on the palm of their hand,if they look at the name before school ends they have to ask out the girl.
by Sleyahhhbeats213 January 31, 2018
Get the 3:30mug. by PMG and Top and IOC February 27, 2018
Get the The Pac 3mug. Zachary. The man that has the best cuddles you could ever imagine. It makes you never want to get up. He is the best thing that has ever happened to you. Zachary is so soft.
by stankyandfishy99980 December 1, 2019
Get the Zachary:)<3mug. The latest game in the Crackdown series, set to reinvent and build sky-high off of the foundations layed by the original game.
Crackdown 3 delivers Microsoft's Azure-powered, revolutionary multiplayer destruction in typical Crackdown fashion. Players will be able to leap from skyscraper to skyscraper – tearing them down with their buddies as they do so.
Outside of its exciting new multiplayer experience, the game will also have a traditional Crackdown-styled single player mode that is four player co-op enabled, much like the previous two games.
Set to release alongside Project Scorpio this year, on Xbox One and Win10. I'll remember its release date as the day my life was completed.
Crackdown 3 delivers Microsoft's Azure-powered, revolutionary multiplayer destruction in typical Crackdown fashion. Players will be able to leap from skyscraper to skyscraper – tearing them down with their buddies as they do so.
Outside of its exciting new multiplayer experience, the game will also have a traditional Crackdown-styled single player mode that is four player co-op enabled, much like the previous two games.
Set to release alongside Project Scorpio this year, on Xbox One and Win10. I'll remember its release date as the day my life was completed.
Before E3 2014:
Dude #1: 'Where the hell is Crackdown 3 right now?'
Dude #2: 'I've not the foggiest idea, mate.'
After E3 2014:
Dude #1: 'Holy smokes, it's actually happening! Crackdown 3 is here!'
Dude #2: 'Quite so, my good man. Lad, let us pray that this technological advancement – known as Crackdown 3 – delivers on what it promises.'
Dude #1: 'Oh it will BABY!'
Dude #2: 'Amen.'
Dude #1: 'Where the hell is Crackdown 3 right now?'
Dude #2: 'I've not the foggiest idea, mate.'
After E3 2014:
Dude #1: 'Holy smokes, it's actually happening! Crackdown 3 is here!'
Dude #2: 'Quite so, my good man. Lad, let us pray that this technological advancement – known as Crackdown 3 – delivers on what it promises.'
Dude #1: 'Oh it will BABY!'
Dude #2: 'Amen.'
by shitstained mattress April 13, 2017
Get the Crackdown 3mug.