that son of a bitch took my goddamn dead dog

Well, its easy it explains its self THAT CRAZY MOTHER FUCKER TOOK MY GODDAMN DEAD DOG

MARGARET GET THE SHOTGUN

NO FUCK U THE OTHER SHOTGUN

that son of a bitch took my goddamn dead dog

AND MARGARET GRABBED THE SHOTGUN AND BLEW THEIR HEAD OFF

by urboredom May 4, 2020

I wouldn’t back my car in her garage

When a girl is so ugly you wouldn’t even do anal with her.

That chick is gross I wouldn’t back my car in her garage.

by Teacher Taz June 27, 2021

top off my hot top with a Popov buttchug

a metaphorical expression used by those who prefer cheap, locally distilled vodka to be administered rectally.

omar: hey grant, how was layin' the pipe bro?

grant: nah, today we were layin' hot top. speaking of which, i see the Popov bottle in your hand- why don't you top off my hot top with a Popov buttchug!

omar: will do! get the funnel.

by caldwells November 8, 2012

Pack my bag with six dozen liquor jugs

A sentence that, when you add the word "favorite" in between "my" and "bag," you have a sentence with every single letter in the alphabet in it.

An idiot attempted to sound smart. I fixed his attempt.

by Vince April 7, 2005

Pack my bag with six dozen liquor jugs

Then why the hell is it missing the F and V?

This is retarded, and you are a dumbass.

by this is stupid April 7, 2005

Well slap me silly and lick my willy

A phrase meaning that your happy

“Here have a free meal on the house mate”
“Well slap me silly and lick my Willy”

by Madlad420 February 17, 2020

the r/minecraft mod that removed my post for no reason

i will find you, i will kill you and no one will ever have a false removed post again

person 1: the r/Minecraft mod that removed my post for no reason, should perish
person 2: ok

by the scout that takes kneecaps September 19, 2022