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Joe the Milk Man

He the a devil in the Coleious Davious religion. He may seem like a good guy on the outside, but on the inside, he will sell you 3% milk at a cheaper price then WalMart.

Why is he the devil? Coleious Davious said so.

3% milk is very unholy in the Coleious Davious religion. 2% is okay, 1% is good, while skim is the holiest, because it’s the most pure milk in existence.
“3% Milk is the best kind of Milk!!!!” - Joe

“Okay, Joe the Milk Man. It is very good milk, but I prefer skim milk.” - Willemus Van Duynious
by memes124 April 7, 2021
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man douche

A cleansing period precipitated by a prolonged exposure to male ideologies and practices.
Betty: "Geez, after spending the weekend with my brother and his idiotic friends I could really use a man douche!"

Veronica: "I hear ya sister! After I broke up with my boyfriend I needed a month-long man douche!"
by WordKrapper September 26, 2010
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pu’k-man

It's a thai phrase describing an absolute idiot.
Look at that guy, he's such a pu’k-man!
by MegDasStoPil May 12, 2023
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man slushie

A margarita for a man. Preferably with out any umbrellas or fancy shit like salt.
You: Can I get a slushie with alcohol in it?
Waitress: you mean a margarita?
You: Naa a man slushie!
by Luckydeville May 24, 2016
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Big man happy meal

Getting a blow job while eating McNuggets off your girls back
by Ifyoucantcuminhercumonher February 10, 2025
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Dead Man Bounce

When someone of significant importance fakes their own death and goes into protective custody so they can provide the evidence needed to take down “International Crime Rings.”
“JFKJr’s mission is an epic case of “ Dead Man Bounce.”
by Edge of Seventeen July 16, 2021
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Good ass man

When you mean to say “good morning” and realize the explicit auto correct and must apologize.
Good ass man Jillian we plan to execute this to tomorrow. We will cut & mix away from the grass.
by ConstructionMather September 26, 2023
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