Small man syndrome is the devastatingly disabling inferiority complex invariably associated with the completely and utterly debilitating death sentence disability of manletism (the catastrophically crippling condition of being a manlet, a diminutively dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10). Relentlessly driven to ever-greater extremes of manlet cope, manlet mathematics and guy height by the well-deserved bullying that the microscopic midget manlet constantly endures at the courtesy of disgusted women and laughing manmores for being a small man syndrome-infected Little Napoleon, the severely stunted small man syndrome sissy manlet can often be detected in public while loudly yelling at his mother on the phone because she wore his favorite pair of high heels again, dancing a merry jig atop of a bar stool in front of microbiology labs while dressed like a tiny, little leprechaun, begging for spare change to buy his fix of height boosting insoles in the parking lot of your local Foot Locker and crying tiny tears of manlet rage while furiously dry humping the pole of low clearance signs. Manlets, when will they learn?
Gemma: Lol, why is Kevin "Horrid Homunculus" Hart sobbingly driving around in a toy car while girlishly throwing his massive collection of high heels at that group of, by comparison towering, children over there? Anais: Classic small man syndrome. Short people got no reason. Gemma: Silly manlet boys...
by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024
Get the small man syndromemug. A man in your life who gives you an essence of variety.
Usually represents a fondness of kinks and "spicy" things, particularly in the bedroom.
Does not want anything full time. They are in it for the sex.
When a flavor man represents a sweeter side, they might be in it for a full time relationship, but it would most likely be for temporary feels. Don't catch feelings for them.
This can also be seen as a "kinky fwb".
Could also be used as a term for women. Ex: flavor woman/lady
Usually represents a fondness of kinks and "spicy" things, particularly in the bedroom.
Does not want anything full time. They are in it for the sex.
When a flavor man represents a sweeter side, they might be in it for a full time relationship, but it would most likely be for temporary feels. Don't catch feelings for them.
This can also be seen as a "kinky fwb".
Could also be used as a term for women. Ex: flavor woman/lady
by MarkofOxin April 21, 2017
Get the Flavor manmug. Grumpy Old Man, like CIA director Johnnie Brennan! Someone dissed his "friend" invitation and he went GOM!! They thumbed down his Facebutt comment and he swore like a GOM!!
by rodger wilco December 24, 2015
Get the grumpy old manmug. Curly headed
Loud mouth
Always eager to speak
He gets close when he talks to someone
And always thinks the worst of everything
Loud mouth
Always eager to speak
He gets close when he talks to someone
And always thinks the worst of everything
by Brain reaper May 9, 2021
Get the Paranoid village manmug. by AOCs cleavage April 3, 2024
Get the Orange manmug. When a man eats another man's ass with his balls resting on his nose on both sides resembling elephant ears or the elephant man.
Last night my boo surprised me by doing the elephant man, we loved it. Going to try it on him tonight.
by the philosophizir July 16, 2024
Get the The Elephant Manmug. by Caleb004 November 13, 2022
Get the Orval the Bread manmug.