Shit burns

Originated from being old and having heartburn but can relate to the general aching, burning, pains, etc. associated with getting old.

Person 1: Do you have some tums and an aspirin?

Person 2: Sure. You not feeling well?

Person 3: You know, just getting old. Shit burns!

by KBomb January 20, 2017

The holy shit

When a bearded Jesus looking motherfucker takes a shit on your lawn like the annoying neighbours cat and just fucks off

What the holy shit

by Dangermou5e October 15, 2020

Shit dinner

When you wipe out on your skateboard or bike and you “eat shit”

You just had a shit dinner, friend.

Go have a shit dinner you fucking faggot

by MarijuanaMisfit November 26, 2018

nut shit

A shit that incorporates either nuts or corn (most of the time nuts) and sometimes sticks on to the asshole of its victims and causes major uncomfort in the ass-area.

Damn, a nut shit, (*sighs) this is so irrelevant to my day.

by Aqua June 2, 2016

mad dog shitting razor blades

When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.

Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out

by WozInOz May 10, 2024

Shit Beast

What dogs are call on the r/dogfree subreddit referring to how dogs may shit but they may not

“She then forced me to let that Shit Beast outside”

by Welsh Pro on YouTube January 12, 2025

Shit

A Cluster Of All The “Shit” You Ate.

Hey Brian Why Is My Shit Yellow An Blue, Brian: I Don’t Know Maybe You Ate Corn An All Berries. Brian: Oh Shit

by TheyNoi November 19, 2020