Eckstein Middle School

Have fucken fun here. Everyone that has walked within a 50 meter radius requires a stomach pump and 4 years of physical therapy, and 8 of mental therapy. Every single girl here is either white and says the dreaded n-word, or are black and record themselves giving dudes top in the fucking bathrooms. Speaking of, don't go. They're full of retards vaping, or jacking off, rarely it's used as the glorious shit-palace it should be. And it's full of people using their phones cuz of the retarded ass phone rules.
Once you're actually in class, you immediately pray for egress from the small-ass room. Unless you manage to get the holy trinity, Music, US History and Algebra 1. However, once the period ends, you're still not allowed to use your phone. Ms. Cristobitch the midget will snatch it right up. Strike one, hoe. Unless you're a fucking white girl, in which case Mr. Weyers will fantasize , not realizing your phone is out.
In conclusion, don't go here. For your sake.

Anon: God, please let me leave this fuckass school.
Anon 2: At Eckstein Middle School? No way! Have fun suffering!

by #1 Kanye Meatrider December 5, 2023

Lincoln high school

Lincoln highschool has an horrible education system probably the worst In Michigan it's full of wanna be gang members, crackheads and sluts the teachers are nice the principal is ******ed but the worst about Lincoln are all the white boys that act gangster or hard oh and the football team is better than Belleville

I went to Lincoln high school that place was wack

by Apple123344 October 15, 2021

Clear Spring High School

The most hick town school you’ll ever see. Clear Spring boasts the best Cross Country team in the county, as well as the lowest state testing scores in the state of Maryland. The student population is split into two groups, those with big dicks and those who think they have big dicks. The school agenda consists of tractor pulls and religious ceremonies that practice exorcisms to remove the gay from small innocent children. While Clear Spring High School has the most bathroom Juuler’s in the nation, it also has the most amount of juul busting teachers and yes we’re talking about you Gildersleve. Clear Spring hosts some of the worst teachers known to the country, that assign real work and grade it only when their job is on the line, any student of the school knows who we’re talking about.

The definition of Clear Spring High School is as stated...

by CSHS Poster May 23, 2020

Girl school

A school bell rings off the day,

Brings in a stray a few girls at play.
Cut school pink slips are fine

For a good time there's boys on their mind.

A bad girl smoking in school,

Breaking the rules acting real cool.
Talkin' 'bout all the rock boys,

Back seat joys with some boy's toy.

At the girl school, cause my baby broke all the rules.

Saddle shoes uniforms blue,

Love all the girls in the girl school.
Traffic jam in the hallway

Ooh I'm gonna stay this makes my day.

Well here they come girls from the school,
Breakin' the rules hot on the loose.
My girl left right from school,

Came over to my house, ooh...

by anonymous March 14, 2022

school

School, otherwise known as a shooting zone is a place typically fired upon by drop-out, bullied white men.

That bulls-eye you're trying to hit, just call it a school for short.

by Zinfas October 24, 2019

school bunny

A term to refer to Julie Flom in a sexy manner

Yo is that Julie Flom? A real school bunny that one!

by Gochujangschmear December 21, 2023

American public schools

You wanna make dumb decisions and get paid for them ? Become a teacher here ! Wanna seem “woke” but also want to let teenage girls be harassed by a delusional man in their locker room because he’s a “woman” too ? American public schools! Wanna teach kindergarteners about sexual kinks? Your hired !

Parent:I’m sending my child to public school
Concerned adult:Good luck
P: Why?
CA:American public schools are a breeding ground for blue haired libs and feminazis.

by K.wh September 27, 2023