Dirty Todd Helton

A common term for getting to first base with a girl. Generally used when drinking is involved such as at a party or camping.

"Do you even know what first base is?"

"Ya, i gave my girlfriend the dirty Todd Helton just the other day."

by The Mountain Man June 30, 2009

uncle dirty dick

an uncle with an excessively dirty bird it is often smelly enough to seep through denim. it is due to dick cheese usaully.

oh say did smell uncle dirty dick yesterday i wish he would shower and stop jacking his wenis all day.

by uncle buttcracker November 9, 2009

Dirty Value Slut

One who takes getting good deals to the extreme. They basically just fuck dealz in the ass flip dealz over and then fuck the dealz out of every deal until its gone.

Also sometimes spelled/pronounced "Dirty Value Slet"

The term was coined by the infamous dealz hunter extraordinaire AlSex.

Levi: Hey do you know that kid Alex Olsen?
Parrish: Ya totally
Levi: He dressed up as a tranny during free medium pizza week at papa johns and got four free pizzas in one day.
Parrish: Woah! He is SUCH a DIRTY VALUE SLUT.

by idontplay October 15, 2010

Dirty piece of spine

A Shit, poo, fecal matter.

"Get the door mate!, I'm just popping upstairs to the shitter, got to pinch of a dirty piece of spine."

by Charley Jenkins December 23, 2007

reverse dirty sanchez

When you perform analingus on a girl who has dingleberries. You end up with a reverse dirty sanchez.

I munched on that batty and ended up with a reverse dirty sanchez bro.

by SMSL August 17, 2008

dirty syrup guzzler

An unwashed Canadian, like Ted Cruz, who guzzles Maple Syrup to wash down his hot cakes!

Ted Cruz was born in Canada and is a dirty syrup guzzler!

by quesondriac November 10, 2013

Dirty daniel edwards

A Dirty Daniel Edwards is when you get lured to Ipswich on a false pretence and find out she has a dirty arsehole... so drive home sad and alone thinking you can’t smell porn.

I was on a dating app and ended up doing a “dirty Daniel Edwards”

by Rupert bear April 17, 2020