by gg223412 June 12, 2025

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by Bęèņ pőįšøň March 15, 2019

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025

Short for Manchester United, which means, for a man who has sojourned long, and endured much, even to be thought to be a Manchester, to be finally united with his muse.
-- So, after being mistakenly thought to be all about the carbon cockprint, he endured being a Manchester.
-- Yeah, and now that he'll hook-up with his muse he'll be a Man-U.
-- Yeah, and now that he'll hook-up with his muse he'll be a Man-U.
by sukadog May 13, 2011

When a guy hasn’t had sex in a while and starts being really moody. Then gets to a point where they start to cockblock.
“Why is Tommy being a bitch lately?!”
“His girlfriend hasn’t been giving it up lately and it’s causing him to be on his man period”
“His girlfriend hasn’t been giving it up lately and it’s causing him to be on his man period”
by Papaduck January 6, 2019

when a lesbian has a “crush but not really” on a man, often a celebrity.
or, alternatively, when a straight man has a “crush but not really” on another man, often a celebrity
or, alternatively, when a straight man has a “crush but not really” on another man, often a celebrity
“I’m totally man crushing on Pedro Pascal”
“I thought you only liked girls?”
“pedro pascal transcends both gay and straight.”
“I thought you only liked girls?”
“pedro pascal transcends both gay and straight.”
by oprah (yes it’s really me) May 14, 2025
