Placing a gerbil in a balloon; inserting it into one's anus/vagina; then blowing up the balloon and taking bets on how long said theorem gerbil survives.
by unicornjiz August 22, 2015
Come on girls, don’t be pussies, ask a boy out!! It’s national ask a boy out day!! You will never know if they like you if you don’t ask!!
by 1737563738jeffvlogs November 07, 2020
(1) When you get an email or LinkedIn message from a recruiter who implies he/she is retained by a company to recruit for a job, but in fact he/she is submitting unsolicited candidates for a role.
(2) The opposite of an in-house recruiter / retained search.
(2) The opposite of an in-house recruiter / retained search.
Out-house recruiter: "Hi, I'm writing since you'd be great for an analyst role I'm trying to fill." Me: "Is this a retained search?" Out-house recruiter: "No." Me: "No thanks" and then I recommend a colleague I hate and I hope will take a different job, if by some miracle the out-house recruiter is able to place the candidate.
by ProductRoom35 May 27, 2020
Describes a situation where there is a huge, overwhelming selection of options, similar to a buffet. Usually indicating a great opportunity.
by lownoon January 13, 2024
“ Furiously masturbating to the point of blackjack out and not awakening untill the great cumsplotion of 2021.”
by Apple Bogey May 25, 2021
by Shrek-Tastic! December 30, 2018
Guy 1: I think I just shit pants bro
Guy 2: What the fuck? Are you Spedding Out? Why would you do that?
Guy 2: What the fuck? Are you Spedding Out? Why would you do that?
by Cockerdown August 24, 2018