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trying to connect. to edit offline, sync when you reconnect.

The thing that only shows up "randomly" when people know that the paper you're writing was either due last week or in five minutes. Seriously. someone really hates you and they know how much this makes you go insane. I personally think they're trying to drive you to the point of literally throwing your computer out the window.
Oh, yeah, " trying to connect. to edit offline, sync when you reconnect. " my a$$
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when some one really, really hates you.
by ummmmmmm..... you? December 10, 2018
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Love You

A narcissist's passive way of telling someone "I'm not going to love you, I have better things to do. Go love yourself." This is done with the intention of gaslighting the addressee into thinking that they are actually in a normal conversation, when in fact, they have been manipulated in the most passive, charismatic, and grammatically-correct way possible.
"I missed you and I just wanted to know if you were able to talk!"

"I...have to go to work now. Love you! ~"
by silly-echidna March 29, 2025
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You Dirty Dawg

Someone who is being mischievous & dirty and who is being flirty and funny. Just like You slimey dawg but cooler to say
Oh tuck tuck you got Sonic! You dirty dawg😏
by UrMomExpress August 5, 2022
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i love you

said by people who want to do nothing but hurt you.
‘i love you’ boy stfu no u don’t.
by ucouldn3va April 10, 2022
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If you tell Hym

No the fuck they will nit. They do not have a stake in this and aren't going to do anything.
Hym "And if you are getting people saying that 'If you tell Hym we're going to do something' you know they are full of shit and just want me to get robbed. If you are doing this because of threats to your children, not paying me lets those people off the hook and gets one of your kids stabbed. You end the surveillance and you punish the people responsible for it and you pay me for that AI contribution because in not doing those thing you are violating my rights. It'll be the biggest mistake of your life."
by Hym Iam May 13, 2025
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You is

Hym "You IS responsible for this. This doesn't happen if you don't steal from me. For this to happen, YOU has to steal from ME. So, you're right. It IS you's fault. I have been telling you not to do the thing you were doing for years. And the problem is not that you are just struggling to find 1.5 trillion dollars... It's that you don't want to have to come here NOW. So you are trying to avoid doing that. So, I guess just drone strike something. Anything. Drone strike a thing now!"
by Hym Iam November 18, 2025
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I cant even tell you

When you literally do not even know what to say prior to a question
"Johnathan why are there black men twerking on your phone?"

"i cant even tell you"
by yiuasjgdiloasy May 17, 2022
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