egg man

god

literally god (egg man)

by egg man himself March 13, 2021

Cracker Man

A man whore. Anyone with this title is honestly the biggest whore I've ever met, it's almost sad that he gets so much bitches,, it's like he has nothing better to do.

But besides that, He's probably the best to have a conversation with, 11 / 10, would recommend.

Oh look! It's Cracker Man!

by Dogsarehot202020 August 8, 2021

Man-Hoe

A Man-Hoe is a Male who goes around asking Random people out, and whom is desperate for a gf.

(Rlly if you have girl bestfriends automatically while dating sum body)

Lucas- “Aye!, Do you wanna go out shortie.?”.
Angelica-“No, I don’t even know you like dat.”.
Lucas- “Don’t worry shortie, you’ll get to know me..”.
Angelica- “No thanks.”
(5Secs later on if story)
Lucas-*Single ready to mingle*.
*Lucas is now a Man-Hoe*

by Mariheartz April 29, 2019

Couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg

A phrase to describe something that's really easy

*some fool messes up something easy*
"you idiot, you couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg"

by chairmanpingu September 14, 2022

Meat Manned

When a Parody Twitter account uses the wrong account, mistaking it for another one.

You used the wrong account, you meat manned.

by GhostlyWriter April 12, 2025

Robbly Bobbly Man

That one manager at Panera Bread.

Oh that manager's cool, like Robbly Bobbly Man.

by Efisher31 July 12, 2023

man grandma

you say this when your grandma tripping or mad for no reason

*lay,sha and ray outside smoking*
grandma cheryl: *comes outside and smells the weed* yall need to stop smoking that mess around my house
lay &ray: "laughing"
sha: Man Grandma you doing tm

by reidsvilleliving26 April 17, 2023