Palpy Boi Shuffle

When you are the senate .

get ready for the palpy boi shuffle!

by sandlover April 19, 2018

Squiggle boys

stock traders with neuroses fixated on candlestick obsession, rug pulling, social standing, etc..., rather than mature analysis of markets macroscopically.

Squiggle boys who are neurotically and emphatically obsessed with candlestick analysis and were blind to dangerous market conditions, are now talking about how we are “due for a pullback.”

by Shogun1,000,000 August 2, 2023

Fuck Boy

So many Fuck Boy definitions focus on the relationships typical of a Fuck Boy. But his essence is so much more than that. A Fuck Boy's state of mind is just as much what it is as what it is not. The Fuck Boy does "cool" things. He may lift weights, play an instrument, dress or dance well, or act aloof or interesting. These are only symptoms. They come not from a place of sincerity, but insecurity. There is a hollowness behind his actions that reveal a lack of understanding of his place in the world. Somewhere deep inside there is an existential crisis that he is unable to resolve, or perhaps never knew he even had. His psyche is a simultaneously filled with illusions of pleasure yet devoid of true purpose. On the plus side he's pretty good at skincare.

The person described in "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)?" Fuck boy. 80's hair "metal" bands? Fuck boys. The gangs from West Side Story? Fuck boys. Overly clean (or dirty) white guy with dreads, a guitar, and a false sense of wisdom? Fuck boy. Run the Jewels? Decidedly NOT fuck boys. Gene Kelly? Nah, that dude's the real fucking deal.

*Man walks in with his chest puffed out, chin up in a rehearsed "Alpha male" position. His arms are ripped, but his legs are skinny. His daily skincare routine clearly takes hours. His eyes hungrily dart from breast to breast, yet deep inside there is a void, a pit that, try as he might, he can never fill. Basic bitches posture, incels look on with misplaced reverence and envy. You, dear reader, see through it all.*

"Who's the Fuck Boy?"

by anonymous February 16, 2021

Boy dribble

A Basketball player who only knew how to dribble like Kyrie but doesn't have the skills

Magkakalat nanam si Boy Dribble sa court

by d3adp0ol23 July 11, 2021

Hot Dutch Boy

Shitting your pants and locking the windows. Or otherwise trapping someone under the covers.

"Get ready for the Hot Dutch Boy fellas!" As he locks the windows up.

by Knightvladimier August 31, 2021

Baseball-boy-Cooper

That one kid that plays baseball

It’s baseball-boy-Cooper we should just give up

by Billybogjenkings April 22, 2022

slop boi

Although there is only one of these in the world, it is like nothing whatever have ever seen before. With pudgy cheeks and a horrific odor, this creature roams around his hometown with his best friend. Going to movies together is their favorite activity. A slop boi thinks he is cool but his so-called "friends" use him for his gigantic phone. His upper lip repels any femal creature and when he jumps into the water, he slops. If you see this creature, please call 1(800)SLOP-BOI

Guess who I drove home last night?
Slop Boi

by OnTheHunt April 13, 2015