To open up a can of whoop ass on someone, decapitate them, then cut them into eight pieces of white and dark meat: two breasts, two wings (arms), two thighs, and two legs. The beating continues by coating the person's pieces with seven secret herbs and spices and frying them to an extra, extra crispy texture. The beating concludes by kicking the sizzling, stinking pieces into a six-month old bucket of chicken that's crawling with ants and sharing video of the beating on social media.
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1. A painfully awkward attempt at flirting that guarantees you’ll never get a girlfriend.
2. A romantic line so bizarre and uncomfortable, it may leave the recipient emotionally scarred—or at least second-guessing their life choices.
3. The verbal equivalent of handing someone a wilted salad and calling it a love letter.
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1. A painfully awkward attempt at flirting that guarantees you’ll never get a girlfriend.
2. A romantic line so bizarre and uncomfortable, it may leave the recipient emotionally scarred—or at least second-guessing their life choices.
3. The verbal equivalent of handing someone a wilted salad and calling it a love letter.
Girl: “Uh I gotta go eat a salad it was interesting talking to you ig”
Guy: “Well you can be my little vegetable ❤️ “
Girl: blocks number, files for witness protection
Guy: “Well you can be my little vegetable ❤️ “
Girl: blocks number, files for witness protection
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