K Zone

When someone says something and the other person responds with a 'k'

I can't belive Harry k zoned me yesterday.

by Iwoodscarlet February 21, 2018

The "Friend-Friend-Zone"

When you have a friend that is a girl/boy and you like them and it turns out that they like one of your best friends.
(They even mention how much they like the other person and you're there like. -_-

"I was put in The "Friend-Friend-Zone" when John said how much he did not like me and expressed his love for my best friend Chloe."

by YaYeetFinnaFote May 13, 2018

dirty zone

Innocent Spontaneous hot sexual thoughts that make you smile or daydream.

For Example:
While listening to someone tell you a story, you hear what they are saying, but your mind automatically relates what they are saying to something sexual and fun.

While this hot guy was talking about throwing his back out, my mind immediately went into the “dirty zone” and I couldn’t help but smile.

by KC Carolina Girl May 14, 2018

butt buffer-zone

Refers to the distance between Uranus and the outer perimeter of your butt-cheeks, in terms of how far an accidentally-released blob of poop has to "travel" before it reaches --- and subsequently soils --- your clothing and/or whatever surface that you happen to be presently sitting/lying upon.

Many people think that having a huge flabby behind in undesirable, but it can actually be an advantage if you occasionally suffer from liquid farts, since it provides you with a greater butt buffer-zone; this is especially fortuitous if you happen to be sitting or reclining at the time of said unexpected discharge, since it is exhaustingly more laborious to properly sanitize a seat-cushion or mattress, whereas soiled clothing can usually just be soaked in detergent-solution and then tossed in the washer.

by QuacksO March 5, 2017

Fuck-zone

The area on a woman's body from her stomach to thighs and everything in between. Includes the hips and ass. Everything you grab onto during fucking.

That bitch has a real thick fuck-zone.

by Daddy long long October 9, 2016

Friend Zone

A term used by women when they reject your romantic advancements. Both men and women can find themselves "friendzoned" due to the fact they did not make their original intentions known. Men and women can strictly be friends only under certain circumstances; ie: no attraction, childhood friends, both are in a relationship, etc. People that find themselves in the Friend Zone only have themselves to blame, make your intentions known at the very beginning or the other person will think you are only interested in a platonic friendship. Being the nice guy and never making a move will never work, and will always reserve yourself a comfortable purple loveless sofa in the Friend Zone.

From personal experience, being friends first does not work! Do not confuse being friends with being friendly! Let me clarify further, obviously if you treat the person like total utter crap and they have self worth they will not date you. If you treat the person like a sibling then they will immediately Friend Zone you to oblivion and beyond. Make your romantic intentions known as early as possible!

I will use an example of how I got friendzoned and handled the situation, NEVER put yourself in this situation in the first place! It's a horrible place to be in!

Chris: I want to be more than friends

Katie: If you told me this months ago, it would have been different. But I only see you as a friend
Chris: Fuck the Friend Zone
Chris: Get back to me once you change your mind

by guywithtaste September 8, 2016

Indirect friend-zone

When a girl publicly friend-zones you by putting it on social media.

Your crush posts a picture of them and you and says something like "best friend " making it an indirect friend-zone

by Medieval August 18, 2016