monster mash

When you shit in someones ear and then fuck the shit.
Dude, I went to a gay bar and I think I was monster mashed.
by Fernando November 16, 2004
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Monster hit

A song that becomes A LOT more successful than all of the other songs in the charts.
Dude, Despacito is such a monster hit, it's literally everywhere!
by Alesso October 30, 2021
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slude monster

"You're too small to be a sludge monster - you're just a slude monster!"
by Yui September 22, 2003
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basement monster

The basment of one of your friend's that has a monster living in it. This monster never actually is seen but its presence can be noted when large amounts of weed magically disappears in the basement. It is also known to take lighters, controllers, and any other item that would be useful at that time.
Person 1: Dude, we just lost 5 ounces of purple haze at Jeff's basement!!

Person 2: The basement monster attacks again
by basementmonstervictim September 13, 2010
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sausage monster

The step bellow a meatball monster. A guy that is jacked but not overly jacked. They can be seen at the gym in groups. Are very strong but not necessarily massive like meatball monsters.
A couple of sausage monsters and I were at the gym yesterday blasting our pecs.
by Robby Fresh April 11, 2008
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Shitfaced Monster

The alter-ego of the Cookie Monster, or Charlie Sheen after partying and drinking for a straight week.
He is the Shitfaced Monster, cause he just partied for entire week straight!
by dddd1111 June 15, 2011
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Cave Monster

(Cavus Monstrousous) is a rare breed of humanoid monster. It primarily lives in caves where it can use its gigantic ears to detect prey via sonar. Occasionaly one of these pale-skinned, small eyed monsters will blend in with human society. There they steal small children, to drag into their caves to eat or use as child-slaves. They all have colorless, short hair, only located on their head. On the surface most will assume human names such as Sarver, Jim, or Clarence. They are an all male race with no propogative abilities.
The cave monster named Sarver stole into the orphanage to capture young prey.
by DaBoss971 March 27, 2012
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