Sink Monster

When you lean over to wash your hands in a public restroom, and there is water on the counter left over from the pervious user, getting that on your shirt is called being attacked by the sink monster.

-"What's that on your shirt?"
-"That? Oh I leaned over to far and was attacked by the sink monster."

by Cama Zots February 4, 2009

sausage monster

The step bellow a meatball monster. A guy that is jacked but not overly jacked. They can be seen at the gym in groups. Are very strong but not necessarily massive like meatball monsters.

A couple of sausage monsters and I were at the gym yesterday blasting our pecs.

by Robby Fresh April 11, 2008

Monster hit

A song that becomes A LOT more successful than all of the other songs in the charts.

Dude, Despacito is such a monster hit, it's literally everywhere!

by Alesso October 30, 2021

Mud Monster

When you're having to much fun that you wouldn't notice that you were covered in shit.

"My friend and I we're were mud monsters in the backyard."

by somethinguwu September 24, 2021

Monster Cock

Laura's extremely huge penis.

Boy 1: She has a Monster Cock.

Boy 2: I know, right?

by Your Secret Santa :) November 22, 2020

Monster Nugget

A massive poo.

my friend ate so much fast food and left a monster nugget in the toilet, that wouldnt flush

by ganga man June 15, 2011

Closet Monster

A closet monster is someone who puts down someone else for doin drugs, mean while staying in a closet or bathroom or closed in area hiding their own drug use.
These hypocritical bastards are a special kind of stupid and should be put down immediately. These closet monsters are normally named Derrick ,Micah ,or Craig.

When doin drugs, be weary of Closet Monsters?

by Amy Jae August 25, 2019