Speed Bump

Mouth herpes.

I wouldn't let her suck my dick because she had a speed bump.

by Ka Napp October 24, 2023

Bump on a log

The type of person who will not move off of the couch. A person who likes to yell and rage to claim back their spot. A type of person who will and can be lazy and will glare down anyone who wishes to steal their log (the couch).

Hey Olivia do you wanna go out today?

Olivia: No Im a bump on a log

by Bump on a log July 25, 2022

Speed bumps

To have Herpes,

Tyrone drove over Mindy's speed bumps at a high rate of speed which caused his exhaust pipe to have an outbreak two months later

by Dr.mud September 30, 2023

Bumped

Geordie slang for scammed or ripped off.

Friend: I'm such an idiot I've just bought sugar for 20 quid.

Me: That's why you don't buy ket off the chavs. You get bumped to bits.

by Minecraftweedmod January 1, 2020

Missouri Fist Bump

When your fisting your girl in the vagina your buddy starts to fist her anus so that your fist bump

Hey man you down to missouri fist bump the girl I met at the bar.

by Stupid Pipe layer November 22, 2024

gander bumps

Like goose bumps but much stronger
goose bumps on steroids

Dude one: I am so excited, I have goose bumps all over me
Dude two: Only goose bumps? I have gander bumps, I am much more excited than you.

by jerry freeman January 19, 2013

Bump face

Someone who is a pessimist or a downer

You are a bump face

by Otaku kid 321 January 14, 2017