octopus fucking a bag pipe

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)

Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.

by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020

Alaskan Pipe Line

When you shit into a condom and freeze it, and then use it for anal, or vaginal sex.

"Bro I gave that girl the Alaskan Pipe Line!"

by dabaybay April 14, 2021

Rusty Drain Pipe

A dirty, unwiped anus.

Oh my gosh, she bent over and I saw she had a rusty drain pipe.

by Johnjimo April 16, 2021

Cheeto Puff Pipe

Using a consenting Minion from Despicable Me as a fleshlight.

"Works been busy lately" "Yeah I need a Cheeto Puff Pipe!"

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

Pipe dream

I dreamed that you want to happen, but it’s very unlikely and will probably never happen

It’s a pipe dream to be with your best friend for the entirety of your life

by Fruit Hunter April 5, 2023

Uilleann Piping

Masturbating someone's cock with you're elbow

Nora was feeling frisky last night and didn't want to do bagpiping again so she asked Nigel did he wanna try uilleann Piping instead as she proceeded to jerk him off with his cock under her elbow

by Stanto 77 February 28, 2024

Pipe Monkey

one who plays with cock, mainly in thier mouth, endearing term for a homosexual

Randolph loves the cock, that pipe monkey cant talk for theamount of dick in his mouth

by Goatblower May 10, 2018