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Jersey Boy

Jersey boy is a nickname for a teenage boy in the 15-18 age range who plays hockey with his dad and also wears a matthews jersey. Hence the name jersey boy.
Kendra: Hey look there is jersey boy
Alex: WHERE?
Kendra: He is wearing a matthews jersey and playing hockey with his dad
Alex: He is so cute.
by ayucds1423 March 8, 2021
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Jersey Chokehold

When you catch a fish and are too weak or stupid to hold it the proper way so you shove your soft manicured hands so far up its gills your painted fingernails are coming out of its mouth.
“Hey did you see that dickhead with the camo waders and white rod before?”
“Yea he gave that 20lb fish one hell of a Jersey chokehold then said it was a 50”
by PineSlime November 29, 2022
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Jersey Milk

I left some jersey milk on a girl's bed last night.
by Phabioli Ravioli January 24, 2021
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New Jersey Fire Hydrant

When your girl is being crowded by a bunch of dudes at a party, and you proceed to pee on her, marking your territory, ensuring no one tries to talk to her again due to the piss aroma that presides on her lower body. (Exception to upper body if you have a strong stream)
Mike: “dude what’s that smell, did someone pee in here?”
Devon: “Jake just Gave Hailey a New Jersey fire hydrant.”
Mike: “haha what?”
Devon: “Yeah dude just pissed on her in front of everyone to ensure his territory.”

Mike: “haha sick”
by Meatlocker boys May 31, 2018
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South jersey

Fuck south jersey. Atlantic City is a crappy place, but don’t even get me started on those fucking Philadelphians. I would rather be put in a concentration camp then go to philly. They got good cheese steaks I’ll give them that, but besides that the city is cancer that needs to be taken out of the world. New York 4 life. U can’t even compare the 2. Fuck u faggot ass south jersey an philly niggas
Person 1 “Fuck south Jersey”
Person 2 “and fuck those cock sucking philly niggas”
by RG-47 April 17, 2020
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New Jersey

The land of the insane and stupid.
" I once saw a guy from New Jersey try to jump in a lake from 40 feet in the air from a cliff"
by idiotnumero1 March 8, 2021
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Jew Jersey

A term you use when you find out New Jersey’s population has 600,000 jews
by stupid penis guy December 10, 2023
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