The Old Scottsdale Mist

When your are getting your salad tossed and you fart just enough to spray some mist into the air.

Cj was getting his salad tossed by Brigate when he gave her The Old Scottsdale Mist.

by 1wisch March 7, 2019

Grand Old Cheese

noun: grandmother.

From the Australian slang for mother-- "old cheese"

After her grandchild called her the Grand Old Cheese, the grandmother made it her new screenname

by Elizabeth Tudor June 1, 2006

Creepy old men

Usually defined as old (and/or significantly older), overweight and unattractive. They are usually in their mid-thirties to forties and older. They could have one of these traits or all three. The name is applied to these individuals who creep and stare at young adolescent boys and girls as well as high school and college aged females and males. In a female's point of view, we are freaked out by these guys and find it scary that someone as old as our fathers and/or grandfathers are sexually attracted to us. Other than that, we make fun of them for thinking they have a chance with us young-ins.

Normal 17 year old girl walks by a group of creepy old men and they creepily stare at her and have lusting eyes. 17 year old girl is creeped out by this and runs away.

by weirdworld November 22, 2010

Old-Man-Itis

A contagious disease that makes you want to lay in bed and stay on your phone watching videos. Another symptom is listening to political podcasts and listening to 60's music on the regular. This disease reduces your energy to do anything active or go outside. Some other symptoms could include a fever and sleeping for most of the day. The only time you get up is when it is time to eat and you head back to bed. Originated from Ivan Najera.

Bro you hear about Ivan? He been sleeping all day and has been on his phone in bed all day. He doesn't want to hang out or do anything. Guess he has the Old-Man-Itis

by Flaco7 March 14, 2018

Old Barney Tim

Old Barney Tim is a great human that is other known as Jess. He has a wife named mrs Barney tim And a child potato. Potato’s birthday is tomorrow so happy birthday potato!!!!

Old Barney Tim and mrs Barney Tim’s wedding will be in two weeks and they’re will be a lolly ring.

All old Barney Tim’s friends will be at the wedding taking some kind of part in it and there will be a party the night before.

Old Barney Tim was made to make people happy and laugh in serious or unhappy situations or at any other time.

Over all I I love you to the moon and back old Barney Tim sooo much he is amazing.

Bad situation

Old Barney Tim: hi guys let’s get this party started.
Then everyone laughs and has a good time or ELSE!

by 12T16H March 13, 2019

licking old lollipops

An ancient description term used to define "lol" - this last now an overly used expression that simply means nothing.

Dude1: "Man I just got fired..."
Dude2: "lol"
Dude1: "Why in the hell are you licking old lollipops" ?

by James Choolaz December 14, 2013

smell like old

To have that indefinable, yet distinctive smell commonly found in old people's homes, clothing, nursing homes. Usually a mix of mothballs or cedar, a week's worth of cooking smells, unwashed clothing with a dash of b.o. and incontinence. Known to cling to clothing and hair of other folks after visiting old neighbors or relative.

Dude. You been hangin' out with gramma? You smell like old.

by whoopi July 23, 2006