Skip to main content

Closet Monster

A closet monster is someone who puts down someone else for doin drugs, mean while staying in a closet or bathroom or closed in area hiding their own drug use.
These hypocritical bastards are a special kind of stupid and should be put down immediately. These closet monsters are normally named Derrick ,Micah ,or Craig.
When doin drugs, be weary of Closet Monsters?
by Amy Jae August 25, 2019
mugGet the Closet Monstermug.

Meth Monster

A female that uses IV drugs, and cannot hit herself..

IV drug user that has a male follow them around all day so he could hit her vein with Meth* Meth care taker.!
The Meth Monsters are taking over KEOKUK...
by Meth Reaper September 4, 2018
mugGet the Meth Monstermug.

Sweat Monsters

An old pair of sweatpants cut off at the knees and magically transformed into a stylish pair of shorts that allow the flexibility of sweatpants, but with the comfort of shorts
Sid - "dude you check out these dope new sweat monsters i made the other day?"

Phil - "pretty tight bro, looks like some good flexibility with the comfort of shorts, not to mention stylish as all hell"
by SBtheGhost April 29, 2011
mugGet the Sweat Monstersmug.

slude monster

"You're too small to be a sludge monster - you're just a slude monster!"
by Yui September 21, 2003
mugGet the slude monstermug.

Sock monster

Sock monster (noun)

When u have a intense nut in a sock and you incubate it so it comes to life
Had the best nut last night, had to make it a sock monster
by Boi_person February 15, 2017
mugGet the Sock monstermug.

Monster Cock

Boy 1: She has a Monster Cock.

Boy 2: I know, right?
by Your Secret Santa :) November 22, 2020
mugGet the Monster Cockmug.

cookie monster

he eats cookies give him cookies
by MR YEETER April 23, 2019
mugGet the cookie monstermug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email