An asthmatic baby dragon that wheezes small puffs of fire. Just wants to make friends, but ends up accidently burning stuff down, when he forgets his inhaler. The last time was at a furniture store. His friend was really looking forward to that sofa set. It was so soft before it was crispy.
Puff the magic dragon is seriously over having asthma.
Puff the magic dragon wishes he got his name listening to Bob Marley and smoking a bowl instead. He thinks that sounds nice.
Puff the magic dragon wishes he got his name listening to Bob Marley and smoking a bowl instead. He thinks that sounds nice.
by Olive989 March 1, 2023
Get the Puff the Magic Dragonmug. by That Lego on the floor April 18, 2017
Get the the 2 magical wordsmug. by bigdickreed April 22, 2018
Get the do yo magicmug. Having intercourse with a beautiful woman.
by Dump truck November 4, 2016
Get the Ride that magic carpetmug. a touch of something very very special. converts the humdrum every day to bells and whistles with extra sparkly bits.
When speaking of a highly tuned scooter..
"Well it's had a bit of shiny red magic" = it goes like stink!
"Well it's had a bit of shiny red magic" = it goes like stink!
by parka March 15, 2012
Get the shiny red magicmug. 
A mystical women which renders the male species to all logic.
When bouji'ed up, the ancient greek gods seek mortality. In her natural state, time and space seem to dramically slow down.
She seems to be a hotmess internally. Don't be fooled, shes amoung the strongest mystical beings one could encounter.
Known Weakness:
Alcohol, Bushes, Handstands, Playing Fair, people which speak to themselves, and Taco Bell.
Those which encounter this creature, your amoung the luckiest of our kind.
When bouji'ed up, the ancient greek gods seek mortality. In her natural state, time and space seem to dramically slow down.
She seems to be a hotmess internally. Don't be fooled, shes amoung the strongest mystical beings one could encounter.
Known Weakness:
Alcohol, Bushes, Handstands, Playing Fair, people which speak to themselves, and Taco Bell.
Those which encounter this creature, your amoung the luckiest of our kind.
by Thomas...! June 2, 2017
Get the most magical bitchmug.