Texas tie dye

the various short term and permanent sweat stains one's clothing acquires after existing in Texas

It's so hot outside that just taking the trash out is enough to get my Texas tie dye on.

by a_damn_zoo July 27, 2018

texas full nelson

A variation of the full-nelson wherein enough pressure is placed on the back of the captive person's head so that they are bent over at the waist and then violently dry humped.

Even if he wanted to, Barry couldnt escape Ryan's texas full nelson

by User202 January 11, 2017

texas hype house

Here single women reside for a year of "hard work", blood, sweat, and tears. If you're lucky, you may stumble upon a sudden engagement to a nice yeshiva bochur. The Hype House usually isn't very hype, unless it's followed by a night of Shabbos meal drinking. The Hype House boasts a treif kitchen (not done intentionally), but make sure you kashur the dishes before! We are in prime location of the local school, so close in fact that dismissal can be heard from inside the house. We are fortunate to have the most amazing neighbor, Joe V's which is probably the most sketchy store a frum girl will find herself in (if you didn't catch corona yet, you will probably catch it inside Joe V's). We call the Hype House home and while it surprises us each day, we value the time spent in all its glory.

Intern 1: "Have you been inside the Texas Hype House yet?"
Intern 2: "OMG yeah! It's so..... hype?"

by internlyfe January 25, 2021

Texas bowl wrapper

An extremely long turd.It's long enough to wrap around the entire bowl and the finishing end sticks out of the water..

Eric had to drop off a deuce and when he lifted the toilet lid,someone already left a Texas bowl wrapper in the toilet.

by reysegotfingered February 22, 2015

Texas Place Mat

Using your girl’s panties as a wet spot barrier between her ass and your expensive bed sheets.

The panties are removed in anticipation of oral sex or coitus then spread smoothly under her ass like a place mat to catch her wetness, squirt and eventually your busted nut that leaks down the taint.

Thanks to the Texas place mat, I was able to have a nice dry post nut nap.

by Dick Onchin December 2, 2020

texas bear paw

When a man with overtly large hands performs a hand job on another man without his permission

Chuck was so horny, he grabbed Cory and gave him the Texas Bear Paw hoping for a little action

by BigjohnDezenuts October 24, 2017

Texas Long Butt

When women wear tight jeans that press the fat in the bottom together and elongate up and down the butt.

Dang, that large girls pants are so tight she made some nice Texas Long Butt!

by DickCheneysDick September 2, 2017