Another word for a United States border patrolman who is stationed along the US-Mexico border in southern Texas. The word references the common occurrence of wetbacks, or Mexicans, smuggling drugs into the United States by hiding them deep inside their rectum.
Last night I was driving down the highway less than a mile away from the US-Mexico border where I witnessed a Texas Rectum Ranger chasing down a presumed dirty drugged up wetback.
by Mkolesar25 August 26, 2013
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Person 1 (in an aside to his friend while at a local pancake house): Hey bro how was your visit to Dalls last week?
Person 2: Fuckin weird. This chick I hooked up with asked me to perform a Texas Cake House on her. I obliged not knowing what it was. Next thing I know I'm in a fenced in dirt pen trying to throw a rope around a cow. Wild.
Person 2: Fuckin weird. This chick I hooked up with asked me to perform a Texas Cake House on her. I obliged not knowing what it was. Next thing I know I'm in a fenced in dirt pen trying to throw a rope around a cow. Wild.
by DirtNasty69 July 31, 2017
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by DickCheneysDick September 2, 2017
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Did you hear about Jorge? He went out on his break to smoke a fatty and wound up getting a Texas Butter Churn from that bum that sleeps behind the dumpster.
Rachel took a Texas Butter Churn last night like a champ. Her oring looked like a spread of Country Crock Butter.
Rachel took a Texas Butter Churn last night like a champ. Her oring looked like a spread of Country Crock Butter.
by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018
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In TXRP, participants assume roles like law enforcement, firefighters, medics, and civilians, engaging in lifelike scenarios. VC fosters realism and coordination, requiring effective communication for emergency responses, quick decisions, and duty execution.
ERLC serves as the backdrop for TXRP's dynamic narratives. Players collaboratively craft gripping stories within emergency and community contexts, from high-speed pursuits to daring rescues. TXRP hones problem-solving and teamwork.
TXRP's VC-only approach enriches the experience and nurtures camaraderie. It prompts character development, genuine expression, and lasting friendships, making it unique in valuing immersive voice communication.
The TXRP community is inclusive, welcoming players of all backgrounds and skill levels. It offers a unique platform for Roblox users to enjoy immersive roleplay, learn emergency response procedures, and foster meaningful connections.
In summary, Texas State Roleplay in Emergency Response Liberty County is a Roblox-based VC-exclusive roleplay server that offers an exceptional immersive experience, combining creativity, teamwork, and realism. TXRP delivers an unforgettable experience for learning, growth, and virtual emergency response camaraderie.
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