superman syndrome

When someone is so good at leaving with no one noticing, you start to think they are actually superman.

What happened to Jason? He always does this, there must be an earthquake in China or something. That kid's got superman syndrome.

by rupe February 22, 2008

Tourette's syndrome

A severe neurological disorder characterized by multiple facial and other body tics, usually beginning in childhood or adolescence and often accompanied by grunts and compulsive utterances, as of interjections and obscenities.

"So Gary, I was thinking later we could go out for- FUCK, GODDAMN, COCKSUCKER! ...We could go out for some burgers."

"He is finally at rest, and we know without a doubt that he is in a better place and that he will soon- FUCK YOUR MOTHER, WHORE, SHIT! ...Rest in peace."

by Ryusake July 3, 2005

Asperger's Syndrome

A neurological disorder that makes social interaction extremely difficult, like something as simple as starting a conversation with someone you barely know. The cause for it is still unknown, but researchers are still trying to figure out the cause for this form of autism. Those who have Aspergers Syndrome are often labeled as odd or eccentric, because we are used to being in our own world. Since we're usually outcasts in large groups of people, we go towards our interests, in which we are very brilliant at.

Symptoms vary depending on how mild or severe one's case is. People with this condition usually have trouble fitting in, are often the victims of bullying (throughout high school), and happen to have narrow interests on things in which they are very passionate about. For example, they will have a fairly good amount of information concerning movies, trains, geography, puzzles, etc. It'll almost be like they know every single detail about their interest to the point where they have almost a professor or encyclopedia equivalent knowledge about that subject that they know so much about.

If you have it (which I do), have no fear. Although we may be bad at keeping friends and maintaining a conversation, we're gifted in many things that we enjoy the most. Never let this condition get you down, because you are special and have a very bright future to live for.

Idiotic Guy: You're weird and geeky.
Smart Guy: I have Asperger's Syndrome, get used to it.
Idiotic Guy: (trying to think of a comeback) Well....you're still friggin' weird.
Smart Guy: When was the last time you memorized every quote from "American Pie" and were not afraid to perform in front of people? That's right, you don't have my traits, which I'm talented in.
Idiotic Guy: (speechless)

by Simplistic Seth July 19, 2012

turtle syndrome

shrinkage when a man's frank and beans shrivel up when he experiences extreme cold, resembling a turtle reseeding into its shell.

i jumped into that cold pool and got wicked turtle syndrome.

by ross turner December 29, 2007

Dalmatian Syndrome

When a guy has a skin discoloration on his penis resulting in spots.

1: Did you see Ryan's penis?
2: No, why?
1: He has spots.
2: Oh, so dalmatian syndrome.

by Phillip Joebob Fisher VI November 5, 2010

Austin syndrome

The state of making either drunk or irrational decisions due to a recent break up

Sherry: Hey Kevin just sold that $10000 watch his ex gave him
Kelsey: Oh looks like he has a touch of Austin Syndrome

by The True KNG July 22, 2010

Tall Syndrome

There's a time where you reach a point in your life when you are tall, beautiful, and hilarious. And everybody is jealous of you. This is called Tall Syndome.

Carmen: I AM 5' 8" AND WEIGH 115 POUNDS I MAKE IT WORK! I EAT ALL DAY AND GAIN NO WEIGHT!! I'M SO AMAZING <3

Tessa: OMG I KNOW YOU ARE ILY <3 OHMYGOSH I LOOK SO HOT RIGHT NOW!!! IKUJSHDFDIKJ I WISH I COULD MARRY MYSELF!!!

Carmen: WHEN ARE YOU NOT HOT.

Tessa: UM. NEVER...

Carmen: EXACTLY.

Tessa: WE ARE AMAZING. AND HOT.

Short person: .... shut up.....

Tessa: Never :)

Carmen: NOPE :)

Short person: ...

tall syndrome.

by Tess Miller June 15, 2011