salty facial

The dragging of one's sweaty nutsack or balls down/across the face of the unfortunate defender who failed to block a vicious dunk.

Dude! did you see that salty facial that Carmello Anthony just laid on LeBron James?!!!

by Cookie777 November 17, 2011

Salty Wonton

A sexual maneuver closly related to the extremely popular "Tea Bag" in which a woman takes a sweaty Asain mans testicles inside the mouth.

Maria was feeling satisfied, albeit a little ill after taking a Salty Wonton from Mr Chou.

by Snoop Beardy August 12, 2011

soltador

a person who releases a rooster into the fighting ring. {Cockfighting is legal and popular in the Dominican Republic}

"Pedro Martinez and Juan Marichal were characterized in an Associated Press story as participating in a cockfight as honorary "soltadores," the word used to describe the person who puts the animal to fight." (ESPN.com news services)

by Arnold Babar September 30, 2011

salty toothbrush

The act of dipping your finger in semen and proceeding to brush your partners teeth with said finger.

She wouldn't shut her mouth.. So I gave her the salty toothbrush.

by fluffy finger puppet March 4, 2014

Salty

Feeling really stupid

She was real salty when she got the answer wrong in class, especially since she swore she knew the answer.

by Advocateurknowledge November 17, 2013

Salty Drop

When a Fantasy Football Manager gets mad that he misses the playoffs and drops all his star players!

I'm about to salty drop my whole squad!

by Belvedere Ballington December 5, 2013

Salty

A salty person tends to find the negative in every thing or is just rude af for no reason

I said "Good morning Jake"
Jake was like "What's so good about it"
I said "ew your mad salty"
Or one doesn't acknowledge your lighthearted mood
Joking around and they take things too seriously.

by Ozzyarr March 10, 2015