Poo radish

after taking a shit there are poo radishes(dried poo) left on your ass. Leaving you to pick it

i picked my ass and sniped someone with poo radishes

by JJJ33 October 30, 2007

Poo Hands

What results when people have a poo, and don't wash their hands.

The transfer of faecal matter from the anal passage to the palm of ones hand.

"Dudes, I was having a slash today, and Adam came in, had a disgusting great shit, then didn't wash his hands! He's eating his lunch now with serious poo hands."

by Weekeseylovespies February 24, 2009

Master-poo

-The lost art of simultaneously pounding out one's own ejaculate and feces into the same receptacle.

-The time-biding act of gratifying oneself while defecation occurs.

After Chauncey saw the sexy broad on his way to the bathroom, he knew the Sun-Times was not necessary as a master-poo was now in order.

by ShadesI January 26, 2011

Poo nuts

When a persons testicles have caca on them. More predominant in babies buys.

Jeremy has major poo nuts, do you mind changing his diaper?

by Francois M October 16, 2008

fish poo

A juvenile code word which means bastard. Generally used in elementary schools from about grades 3-6.
bass = a type of fish
turd = another word for shit
bass+turd = fish poo or fish poop

4th grader A: That fish poo Brandon nailed my beach.
4th grader B: What a little bastard.
4th grader A: Dude, shut the flip up! Our teacher is right behind you!

by a certain mr. potato June 10, 2014

Poo addiction

Somebody who is addicted to the sight, sound and smell of faeces.

Steve: There was a noise in the room, I looked round and James was watching me taking a Tom turd.

Ethan : Yeah bro, that chaps got poo addiction.

by Sharted in the library May 24, 2015

Poo Fuck

Poo fuck is a person who will happily fuck any ones poo for money.

$2 for poo fuck.

by The_Urban_Definer June 19, 2016