Camelot, Philadelphia

Camelot is a small, often forgotten neighborhood in far northeast philly, that's usually lumped into Bustleton or Somerton because most people outside of it don't know it exists and because most people in it don't know what the neighborhood itself is called even though they agree its a neighborhood of its own.

Camelot is within the small square bounded by Roosevelt Boulevard, Red Lion Road, the CSX train tracks, and the end of boulevard plaza (where it starts getting to industrial parks) to the north. The southern area sometimes gets extended to Conwell avenue .

There's not much there, besides the aforementioned boulevard plaza, Philadelphia Academy Charter School (or PACS), and a Party City.

If you don't have a car, Camelot is a terrible place to live because it's really hard to go basically anywhere or do much of anything. you're perpetually far away from everything, and despite there being 5 bus routes in the area, you can only really depend on like three that are basically the same route in that area because the other two only come when they want to.

Person 1: Where do you live?

Person 2: I live in Camelot, Philadelphia

Person 1: Where the fuck in Philly is that

by RanyaMaelstrom February 16, 2023

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"Don't reward bad behavior" ~ Dr. Phil

Instead... Lock them up at the Dr. Phil rape farm and then your staff can rape the bad behavior out of them. Controlling people's behavior is SUPER important because women are vulnerable to psychogenic epidemics! Like the "hysteria" epidemic! Remember that? Remember how women were just labeled with "hysteria" and you could just lock em up? The was cool and Dr. Phil is totally fine with and has actively done a thing that was directly conceptually adjacent to that.

"Don't reward bad behavior" ~ Dr. Phil

Hym "Yes. Instead... Do whatever it takes to control their behavior upto and including locking them up against their will without them committing a crime and with their parent's consent... And then rape them repeatedly. That's Dr. Phil's solution to bad behavior and I think we should all remember that."

by Hym Iam March 12, 2024

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