Eat Butt

A general exclamation of happiness or excitement.

"I just made $1,000 gambling!"

"No way, Eat Butt!"

by AgAmanbear April 21, 2010

Butt Cough

When you're standing over a putt and are unable to hold a fart in. Much like an uncontrollable cough.

As Joe Witterall stood over the 3-footer to win the Penn-York league golf championship, he was unable to hold in his butt cough, causing him to lip out the putt.

by The Definition Maestro February 11, 2010

Chowda Butt

Someone who's butt has the similar consistancy of clam chowder. aka-lumpy butt.

"Hey, look at that chowda butt. It jiggles like jelly on a hot summer day."

by OnesyPJs January 27, 2010

butt wand

1. slang for penis or dildo which has been or will be used in anal sex.

2. an excellent name for people who fuck others over. (see prick, asshole, douche and their variant forms)

1. i work at a porn store selling handcuffs and butt wands to people.

2. my boss at the porn store is a total butt wand.

by Vulva Hammer May 7, 2011

Butt Numbies

The act of putting cocaine in ones inner rectum. Causeing numbness.

I gave my cat a butt numby!
or
Butt Numbies are my cats favorite!

by Jayme B. Thompson October 8, 2011

Batter Butt

One who's ass is full of Cellulite. There for making the ass look like a giant bowl of lumpy batter.

Dude, look at that chicks ass.

Oh my god, its a batter butt!

by Bween February 20, 2007

butt splatter

The crusty residue found on the underside of the toilet seat/ bowl. Usually caused from the anal explosion that follows a night of consuming large amounts of cheap beer.

Dan drank a case of bush ice last night and this morning there was butt splatter all over the toilet.

by BG Thomas May 4, 2008