Oliver tompson

Gay Muppet who has a shallow friend group containing 2 people and his ego.

You look like Oliver tompson

by anonymous September 10, 2020

Oliver

Some b-tch probably obsessed with food.
Can't choose an aesthetic.

Indentity crisis every 30 minutes.
Messy-as- room.
Never stops reading.
Cannot save money for the life of them.
Will fight you if you insult cheese, and their best friends.

Mom: Oliver, stop reading and go clean up your room. You still owe me that $7

Oliver: About that.. *setting a book down slowly* I kind of went to get boba..?

by urmom'sanetheritehoe August 12, 2021

Oliver

a guy who embarrasses himself all the time but he at least has a huge dick so it makes up for the embarrassment he does by existing

Oliver: Hi I’m Oliver :D
Anyone: Ok. Wow nice cock bro.

by someguyudontneedtoknow September 5, 2023

Oliver

A total Idiot. The most selfish person you would ever know. When I first met him he bullied me and was very mean to me and my friend he would always laugh and humiliate me.

Person: Hi
Oliver: Oi! Shut up and leave me alone

by AddisonCookie December 31, 2019

oliver stevens

Big dick and blue eyes

plays guitar

oliver stevens is fit

by oliverstevensgirlfriend March 16, 2024

Oliver Stakes

An Oliver Stakes is often blonde and sometimes referred to as macca pacca

Some Olivers are mistaken for lemons

That Oliver get no bitches

Oliver stakes is queer

by KotaClub May 11, 2024

Olive Cake

The best tasting cake with the worst name.

This olive cake is so good I'll bottom for it.

by IBeleiveinHarveyDent April 30, 2022