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Bed dump

A bed dump is a room what has a bed in it and the room is really messy
My bed dump is so messy I need to clean it
by Jacklyngumm20 November 16, 2020
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Bed Griper

A Wife that gripes from bed that her husband is taking too long on the toilet. Sometimes accusing him of being a "Toilet Gamer".
What is this, my Wife just interrupted my game of Candy Crush to call me a Toilet Gamer...... what a Bed Griper!
by jcdxtreme June 1, 2013
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trash bed cuddles

a cuddling session that takes place in a dirty motel bed where prostitutes may have fornicated
Dylan: "This is trash bed cuddles."
Andrew: "That's called motel room cuddles.. bleh"
by uwu master October 17, 2018
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bed hobo

A bed hobo is a person, whom once in bed, can’t get up and refuses to do ANYTHING for themselves.

Example of a bed hobo “I have no legs, I have no legs while clicking together empty dishes Piled by the bedside and looking longingly at a partner”

Another example of a bed hobo is someone who wakes up a sleeping partner, who has legs, to get up and get them ice cream or any other snack in the night.

A bed hobo will collect garbage around one side of the bed and then pass the garbage to a partner whenever they are getting up to go for a pee in the night.

Bed hobos may be unaware or very self aware and well strategized.

Some are sneaky and will gather up bed garage (Empty ice cream containers, bowls, drinks, cheese) on your side of the bed and claims it’s yours. Saying “you need to clean up after yourself” Hehehe
I was just at thanksgiving with my husband and he called me a bed hobo
by Punkybruster November 29, 2019
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burn recovery bed

A specialized medical equipment designed to provide optimal care and comfort for patients recovering from burn injuries.
A burn recovery bed is better than my bed.
by Overall1728 September 24, 2023
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palace in the bed

When you sleep in someone else’s bed and you spew hot Cheeto puke all over the sheets
“Iorn Mike, you puked all over Adam’s bed!” “Palace in the bed.”
by Micheal Brindy May 26, 2024
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Bed Lasagne

Bro you should come out tonight, Mash Gang are having an open bar

"I can't, I'm making bed lasagne with the other half"

Say less bro. Say less.
by ichbintimothy April 24, 2023
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