A festering shit-hole located on the east coast. It's main dump is next to a major highway and brings forth a state-wide stench only comparable to the brotworst eating inhabitants' wet morning beer farts. It breeds some of the most worthless sub-human mutants on earth and is considered to be the unwashed crotch of the US. A place where the very word itself makes oneself puke in his soup, and gives children nightmares of disease infested, flea ridden prostitutes that overcharge.
"For crimes commited against humanity including 27 counts of rape, 90 counts of murder, 32 acts of piracy, and other crimes against humanity, I setence you for life imprisonment... In New Jersey"!
"KILL ME NOW! The punishment is more than i can bare i dont deserve this"!
".... You know he really didn't do enough to deserve that after all".
"KILL ME NOW! The punishment is more than i can bare i dont deserve this"!
".... You know he really didn't do enough to deserve that after all".
by ProfessorHWMaroon January 04, 2011
ways we can tell that "Punk" is from Norwalk...
1. This person can't spell words like "fund raisers" or "benefit"
2."Punk" has to make fun of the fact that our homes our expensive. But he did'nt mention that our home are about 6 times the size of his house.
So "Punk" why dont you log off your windows 95 computer, and come over to my 3 million dollar house and pull my fucking weeds, you poor piece of shit.
1. This person can't spell words like "fund raisers" or "benefit"
2."Punk" has to make fun of the fact that our homes our expensive. But he did'nt mention that our home are about 6 times the size of his house.
So "Punk" why dont you log off your windows 95 computer, and come over to my 3 million dollar house and pull my fucking weeds, you poor piece of shit.
by Brendan Mceneany April 13, 2005
is short for new generation. the new generation of boy circa 2000s.
(born in the late 80s-early 90s)
(born in the late 80s-early 90s)
symptoms of a new gen boy:
they like dane cook
they listen to like 80s music and rock n' roll
they tend to act homosexual with eachother sometimes but then pull it off as a joke (see "no homo")
they smoke weed
they try to be funny
they say words like vagina, and penis out of context
they like dane cook
they listen to like 80s music and rock n' roll
they tend to act homosexual with eachother sometimes but then pull it off as a joke (see "no homo")
they smoke weed
they try to be funny
they say words like vagina, and penis out of context
by Olivia da OG October 18, 2006
The best fuckin' place ever.
Okay, first of all, stop with your little shit talking about new jersey. We don't say "joisey" we dont smell and we are conceded because we know were fuckin better then you.
This is the true things you say bout us...
We have an accent, its better than yours.
We are the most educated, but we have bad grammer. Oh well.
We do love bagles and pizza.
We say "cawfee" and "tawk" and that type of shit.
As you can tell we do curse a lot.(fuck mostly)
The untrue shit you bitches say...
We dont smell.
For the last fuckin time we dont say "joisey" or what ever the hell that is.
We know how to drive...
you dont though.
When we see out of state lisencs plates we porpousley drive "crazy" so you will talk shit and we feel better.
Cuz we dont care.
We have the best music scene. We have the most emo and scene kids... and they have the best taste in music.
Some of the most famous people live(d) here...
Bon Jovi, Queen Latifa, My Chemical Romance, Jay and Silent Bob, Jay Leno(this list could go on)
If you live in Jersey, Youll probley never leave.
If you live in south jersey, you say your from "SOUTH Jersey" same for north and central.
You also hate the people from the "other side"
Im a jersey girl... i may be a slut but im not fuckin trash!!
Keep talkin your shit cuz we all love it.
Okay, first of all, stop with your little shit talking about new jersey. We don't say "joisey" we dont smell and we are conceded because we know were fuckin better then you.
This is the true things you say bout us...
We have an accent, its better than yours.
We are the most educated, but we have bad grammer. Oh well.
We do love bagles and pizza.
We say "cawfee" and "tawk" and that type of shit.
As you can tell we do curse a lot.(fuck mostly)
The untrue shit you bitches say...
We dont smell.
For the last fuckin time we dont say "joisey" or what ever the hell that is.
We know how to drive...
you dont though.
When we see out of state lisencs plates we porpousley drive "crazy" so you will talk shit and we feel better.
Cuz we dont care.
We have the best music scene. We have the most emo and scene kids... and they have the best taste in music.
Some of the most famous people live(d) here...
Bon Jovi, Queen Latifa, My Chemical Romance, Jay and Silent Bob, Jay Leno(this list could go on)
If you live in Jersey, Youll probley never leave.
If you live in south jersey, you say your from "SOUTH Jersey" same for north and central.
You also hate the people from the "other side"
Im a jersey girl... i may be a slut but im not fuckin trash!!
Keep talkin your shit cuz we all love it.
"I'm from New Jersey.
I understand that tomorrow means a couple days
When I ask for a regular coffee, it automatically comes with milk and sugar
There's more strip clubs than gas stations
We dont JOG in the park,we SMOKE there
a "hot minute" means a long time
I sure as hell don't pump my own gas.
You always know WHERE THE WEED AT!
There's always a liquor store that doesn't I.D
If we like you.. we share.. if not, then fuck you!
18 to party and 21 to drink really means bring extra money for the bouncer.
I know what real pizza tastes like & probably hate the pizza from your favorite pizza place.
Everyone knows at least one girl who's a stripper
All good mornings begin with a bagel, all good nights end at a diner and of coarse all good parties end with a fight.
It's pork roll, not taylor ham or canadian bacon.
I go down to the shore not the beach
Jersey girls are the best girls,just stay on their good side
I can spend countless hours on the boardwalk doing absolutely nothing...and still have fun
My second and third homes are the malls and wawa/7 11/welsh farms/sunrise parking lots
I may say some words with an accent, but at least I don't say "ya'll"
I judge people by what exit they are off the turnpike or the parkway.
I know 65mph really means 80.
My road rage is outta control, so don't piss me off
When I cut someone off, you get the horn and the finger
Its pronounced NORK not Newark thats just gay
It's TRENTIN not Trenton
It's CAMDEM not Camden
When somebody tries to mimic a jersey accent i wanna take a bat to their head.hahhah
I know of a place or been in a scene of the Sopranos
North Jersey goes to Seaside.. Central Jersey goes to Belmar.. and South Jersey goes to Wildwood. duh.
I know what the exact definition of a "Benny" is.
Only place you dont have to use the "New" part and people will still know where you
are talking about. i.e. "Hampshire" wouldn't work, ya gotta say "New Hampshire" but
sayin just "Jersey" everyone knows.
The only state to have farms, beaches, cities, vacation resorts, mountains, and they are never any more than a 4 hour drive. Oh, and NYC and Philly are extremely close as well.
We have our own (invisible) border....there's South Jersey & North Jersey..if you're from either you can't stand the folks from the 'other' and you make it clear to say "I'M FROM (SOUTH/NORTH) JERSEY!"
To us the 'g' at the end of a word is silent..you know, what it ain't even there...I'm talkin' about takin' the 'g' outta our words...know what I'm sayin'?. If you don't there's no need for me to be talkin' to you anymore..go back to your own state!
I'm from New Jersey and I love it cause we do it the fucking best."
I understand that tomorrow means a couple days
When I ask for a regular coffee, it automatically comes with milk and sugar
There's more strip clubs than gas stations
We dont JOG in the park,we SMOKE there
a "hot minute" means a long time
I sure as hell don't pump my own gas.
You always know WHERE THE WEED AT!
There's always a liquor store that doesn't I.D
If we like you.. we share.. if not, then fuck you!
18 to party and 21 to drink really means bring extra money for the bouncer.
I know what real pizza tastes like & probably hate the pizza from your favorite pizza place.
Everyone knows at least one girl who's a stripper
All good mornings begin with a bagel, all good nights end at a diner and of coarse all good parties end with a fight.
It's pork roll, not taylor ham or canadian bacon.
I go down to the shore not the beach
Jersey girls are the best girls,just stay on their good side
I can spend countless hours on the boardwalk doing absolutely nothing...and still have fun
My second and third homes are the malls and wawa/7 11/welsh farms/sunrise parking lots
I may say some words with an accent, but at least I don't say "ya'll"
I judge people by what exit they are off the turnpike or the parkway.
I know 65mph really means 80.
My road rage is outta control, so don't piss me off
When I cut someone off, you get the horn and the finger
Its pronounced NORK not Newark thats just gay
It's TRENTIN not Trenton
It's CAMDEM not Camden
When somebody tries to mimic a jersey accent i wanna take a bat to their head.hahhah
I know of a place or been in a scene of the Sopranos
North Jersey goes to Seaside.. Central Jersey goes to Belmar.. and South Jersey goes to Wildwood. duh.
I know what the exact definition of a "Benny" is.
Only place you dont have to use the "New" part and people will still know where you
are talking about. i.e. "Hampshire" wouldn't work, ya gotta say "New Hampshire" but
sayin just "Jersey" everyone knows.
The only state to have farms, beaches, cities, vacation resorts, mountains, and they are never any more than a 4 hour drive. Oh, and NYC and Philly are extremely close as well.
We have our own (invisible) border....there's South Jersey & North Jersey..if you're from either you can't stand the folks from the 'other' and you make it clear to say "I'M FROM (SOUTH/NORTH) JERSEY!"
To us the 'g' at the end of a word is silent..you know, what it ain't even there...I'm talkin' about takin' the 'g' outta our words...know what I'm sayin'?. If you don't there's no need for me to be talkin' to you anymore..go back to your own state!
I'm from New Jersey and I love it cause we do it the fucking best."
by shmooocakes July 11, 2008
An imaginery country where dumbass bush-shagging australians might go after they finish their "Sc00L edukatun" and go to to book a holiday to new zealand but can't spell it correctly.
usually visited by people who still think that New Zealand is a part of Australia, that the accents are WORSE than Australians and that everyone shags sheep.
by anabanana July 12, 2003
first off can i just say that we dont pronounce it "joisey". its "jersey"
secondly we probably have the most in your face attitude in the world.
no we arent bitches, we just dont let anyone walk all over us.
unlike you other people we actually know how to drive.
and its not called the beach. its called the shore.
so fuck off.
loveeeeeeee <3
secondly we probably have the most in your face attitude in the world.
no we arent bitches, we just dont let anyone walk all over us.
unlike you other people we actually know how to drive.
and its not called the beach. its called the shore.
so fuck off.
loveeeeeeee <3
person: "where are you from?"
new jersey girl: "new jersey."
person: "oh, i can tell."
new jersey girl: "what the fuck is that supposed to mean."
new jersey girl: "new jersey."
person: "oh, i can tell."
new jersey girl: "what the fuck is that supposed to mean."
by BREE jersey October 10, 2008
New Jersey Is Better Than your state by far, one of the many reasons for this is a rather eliquant vocabulary during the midst of a rather large ass whoopin, in wich you and your heads get beat down by a 4 to 1 ratio,
NJ Girls Are nOt Trash, They are infact some of the most beautiful albeit opinionated women in the world, They will speak their mind instead of quietly waiting for their"turn" or "chance to speak"
NJ Guys Will probably think they are better than you. Thats only because we are. We Are all self centered egotistical dicks. Its true When Driving we tend to tailgate and brake infront of tourists and fellow jersyians for laughs. Because unlike many other states each of us knows instinctively how to drive from birth. and so drag racing and other such fun road games are common place
In nj there are at least 20 million diners that are opn 24 hours and each serve authentic food .. we have the best resturants outside of new york , some even better,
Aside from the safest cities in the country we also have the most dangerous, Places Like Newark Camden and Elizabeth, Stand in contrast to a town such as Alpine
(Home of million+dollar celbrities like Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock, Jay-z, Mary J Blige etc.)
Nj Is and should be labled as a country unto itself. Origanal dialect, Mostly a hybrid of New York City And Phili "tawk" (that being one example , Others include
Yo
Bro
Mad
Fuck
Shit
Word
Word up
Word is bond.. among others
Nj Does not smell like shit EVerywhere only in port cities close to new york ,As new York Pays Nj To ship Garbage to staten island.Lets Face it New York SMells. Its Natural.
Aside from Numerous Mob Films being shot here (The GodFather) THere are several places with ditches dug from real life mafiso located throughout, A common Joke is that if jimi Hoffa ever turns up itll be in the meadowlands of north Nj.
Home to the best beaches in the country, the act of going to one is referred to by "Goin Down The Shore." It could mean numerous places Such As Seaside Heights ,Cape May or {Atantic City or Asbury Parkto name a few.
A Mall or 8 are always within a halfhour drive no matter where you are in the state
Njs attitude i feel can be sumed up in the styles/demeanors of these famous people redman, Jay From Jay and silent bob,Kevin Spacey,Meryl Streep, Zakk Wylde,Jack Nicholson.. All of witch Grew Up goin To massive house parties,that ended with a bon fire in the woods, And none of witch haved ever asked for a hero or hoagie, or pumped their own gas.
NJ Girls Are nOt Trash, They are infact some of the most beautiful albeit opinionated women in the world, They will speak their mind instead of quietly waiting for their"turn" or "chance to speak"
NJ Guys Will probably think they are better than you. Thats only because we are. We Are all self centered egotistical dicks. Its true When Driving we tend to tailgate and brake infront of tourists and fellow jersyians for laughs. Because unlike many other states each of us knows instinctively how to drive from birth. and so drag racing and other such fun road games are common place
In nj there are at least 20 million diners that are opn 24 hours and each serve authentic food .. we have the best resturants outside of new york , some even better,
Aside from the safest cities in the country we also have the most dangerous, Places Like Newark Camden and Elizabeth, Stand in contrast to a town such as Alpine
(Home of million+dollar celbrities like Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock, Jay-z, Mary J Blige etc.)
Nj Is and should be labled as a country unto itself. Origanal dialect, Mostly a hybrid of New York City And Phili "tawk" (that being one example , Others include
Yo
Bro
Mad
Fuck
Shit
Word
Word up
Word is bond.. among others
Nj Does not smell like shit EVerywhere only in port cities close to new york ,As new York Pays Nj To ship Garbage to staten island.Lets Face it New York SMells. Its Natural.
Aside from Numerous Mob Films being shot here (The GodFather) THere are several places with ditches dug from real life mafiso located throughout, A common Joke is that if jimi Hoffa ever turns up itll be in the meadowlands of north Nj.
Home to the best beaches in the country, the act of going to one is referred to by "Goin Down The Shore." It could mean numerous places Such As Seaside Heights ,Cape May or {Atantic City or Asbury Parkto name a few.
A Mall or 8 are always within a halfhour drive no matter where you are in the state
Njs attitude i feel can be sumed up in the styles/demeanors of these famous people redman, Jay From Jay and silent bob,Kevin Spacey,Meryl Streep, Zakk Wylde,Jack Nicholson.. All of witch Grew Up goin To massive house parties,that ended with a bon fire in the woods, And none of witch haved ever asked for a hero or hoagie, or pumped their own gas.
by North Jesey Mofo January 18, 2009