Musical Monogamy

This occurs when a person discovers a particular band or artist and becomes obsessed with them and wont listen to anything else for a long period of time, buys band merchandise and feels the uncontrollable need to make their friends listen to it. Often an intervention is required to rescue a friend from this annoying condition. Interventions usually occur on long road trips, forcing passengers to go to extreme measures such as ejecting the cd and throwing it out the window when the affected friend is not looking.

When Todd discovered the Kings of Leon, he was sucked into a state of musical monogamy. He insisted on listening to Kings of Leon and nothing else for months. Eventually his friends got so burned out they had to intervene. When Todd stopped at the gas station, Ross took every KOL cd out of the player and hid them from Todd. After the initial shock wore off and Todd went through the withdrawal process they proceeded with the road trip with a wide variety of tunes.

by iviesmith October 24, 2011

Musical ConPOSER

A person who likes a certain type of music to fit into a group of popular people even though they hate the type of music.

Musical: The music

Con: Against their own opinion

Poser: A total fake who tries to fit in but makes even more of an ass of themself's than they were before.

Jeez Joel doesn't even like rock he's such a musical conPOSER

by poserh8 June 8, 2009

pop music

utter trash and a weak excuse of music and people who claim its good can and will be killed on site

person 1: I was taking out the trash

person 2: you mean pop music

person 1: no pop music is good
person 2 standing over a grave: what a shame

by god bitch October 4, 2021

Music Daddy

a person who introduces you to new music

I was having trouble finding new music to listen to so I asked my music daddy for some suggestions.

by goalmiester April 22, 2020

the grinch, the musical

(noun) a musical created by three box office attendants that will knock your socks off.
Narrated by Jim Carrey
(based off the Jim Carrey film, not Benedict Cumberbatch, no Benny C.)

"expect to laugh, cry, and sing along to The Grinch, THE MUSICAL!"

by TheGrinchBitch June 23, 2022

Booty Music

Extreme Flatulence.

"Ahh dang Sarah be playing that booty music on the bowl again" Katie says after hearing a lot symphony of farts rumble from her bathroom shortly after the two got home from Taco Bell.

by PapiRojo May 9, 2022

DragunoV Music

DragunoV Music is the best musician in the world! Also known as DGNV

This DragunoV Music guy is pretty good! ~Random dude

by CAnker1399 October 27, 2021